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@Tfmonkey that's like choosing between burger king in a dumpster and McDonald's in a dumpster. They don't give a shit. Beggars can't be choosers. Toothless blowjobs are a truck stop a dozen. Who cares.

But used sex toys? That's a luxury item. Whoa look at that one it goes vrrrrrr and shit. That's like a fucking Lamborghini to them. Whoa look at this other one it has a single cylinder engine with all that pump power look at it go.

@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey Tell them gassing the tunnels is a necromantic spell that will bring back Hitler, who will be armed with the knowledge he did nothing wrong.

@Tfmonkey I think you should definitely add more water into your dildo pond that you can barely walk through.

Remember: the homeless deserve only the highest quality used sex toys. If they're overused just toss them in a forest.

@MrpoopyButhole Oh, i know the answer. The trick.

The answer is a dude pretending to be a chick.

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu Reminder that there are people who unironically want that man to stop talking.

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu Yea man Michelle Obama had her gender surgery on their spaceship.

@red_dread they never learn. Do not post controversial political polls on twitter where one of the options will trigger butthurt. They. Never. Learn.

Unless it's on purpose then it's okay.

Israel? Palestine? Who gives a shit? You're in Mongolian territory now.

@Tfmonkey I've seen another version of this where someone remarks on all the mormons in Biden's cabinet. The community notes then proceeds to point out all the jews.

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I may not be part of the hwite nationalist and/or anime nazi community, but they are the underdog, and I can't help but appreciate their ability to use their powers of shitposting and memery (autism) against establishment normie dicklets.

@VooDooMedic Why didn't you tell me you were in NYC, we could've gone to the gym after you dealt with the jews.

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.