@theFlow Subscribe at your own risk (of being sorely disappointed).
@Tfmonkey it's time to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep 💤
@DoubleD ah, I'm missing bacon. Gotta get some.
@DoubleD in other news today I made my own version of fluffy eggs with dill weed and cayenne pepper. Having nothing but eggs for breakfast is based and protein pilled.
@theFlow He's already married.
My lifehack for this commie kike: kill yourself.
It'll solve all your problems.
@kaiservenom
Later that day at home: "mom you dumb cunt I told you bitches be crazy."
>got sick
>symptoms manifested Wednesday
>two days later
>symptoms now gradually disappearing
How did I accomplish this miracle by not being an unhealthy fat faggot who doesn't lift? How can one man outperform the deboonking and expertise of hundreds of PhDs who say to get the vax, wear a mask, stay home, and follow the government's food pyramid diet?
Science will never know.
@mrhorsetwat Mars weighs 0.7 mrhorsetwats.
@mrhorsetwat Astronomers use you as the scale to describe how much entire planets weigh.
Microsoft AI being trained to hate white people. Here's training material.
@sardonicsmile this is why asian dicks are so small. They are just absolutely disgusted with these hoes.
@shortstories @DoubleD @marlathetourist @Tfmonkey I take back nothing I said.
Your brain works in mysterious ways.
@DoubleD It's December. I wrote a note to myself a month ago gloating about me being correct since august. You'll see it soon when I copypasta.
Joined May 2023
