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Really dumb to have a smart home.

My microwave just works.
My refrigerator just works.
My coffee machine just works.
My air conditioner just works.

There's literally no reason for products like these to be connected to the internet. Ever. They're not video games. They shouldn't need updates.

@DoubleD Got sick a couple weeks ago. Tested negative for coof. It's just cold season.

@RoninGrey you misspelled "I got duped. If only I listened."

@marlathetourist >the gookrean gravitates toward the hot AI korean girl

Stop. Rewind a bit. Right there. Pan right. Zoom in. Scroll down. Enhance. A little to the left. Right there. Zoom in. Enhance.

Hmmmmmm.

How would your breakfast feel if you didn't rape it this morning?

3 days in and we already have a journalism of the year contender.

Shieeeeeeeet dem white supremists don't wash they chikin or write dat plagiarisms daaayyuuummm.

@fal1026 you're on poast. Top right is correct.

The image isn't being judgmental. Except against leftists who are one with commies.

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