🚨 BREAKING M.A.N. NEWS ALERT 🚨
The @ RealAlexJones account has been restored on Xwitter dot com.
All right, Musk. Cut the fucking theatrics. Do the thing. Break the conditioning. Stop delaying.
@MrpoopyButhole How did you not understand this basic fucking joke holy shit
MAN update: At this point, the only way Alex Jones doesn't get back on Xwitter is if the election is rigged, or Musk pulls an excuse out of his ass about how a 3rd party (because the blame has to fall elsewhere) is making it difficult to comply with the will of the people.
Both are low probability, so I consider Alex Jones effectively reinstated to Xwitter dot com. Honestly should just bring his account back the minute that poll ends.
MAN will be here to report the poll results in 9 hrs.
It's night. A squad of ninja rabbi run like the wind through gazan rubble toward the site of a recent battle. They see a hamas patrol. Silenty they signal to each other. Time for them to be: Shut. Down. These jew jitsu experts take out hamas in the blink of an eye. No shots fired. Flawless execution. Wasting no time they find the bodies of recently deceased IDF soldiers and begin sucking their cocks. They've practiced on babies all their lives. They are the SSS. The Sperm Securer Squad.
@mrhorsetwat @Zeb All these flavors and he chose to be sour.
@mrhorsetwat I'm wondering if they ever fucked at all. Regardless of what you want to believe, Destiny has money and e-fame. He gets pussy. That retard then decided to get married for some reason.
Breaking news exclusively on the Merovingian Asshole Network (MAN). The story is developing. Musk is stirring the pot. He is currently stirring a lot of shit on this sunny Saturday afternoon.
The MAN will continue to be on the case.
@Tfmonkey the "why is antisemitism on the rise" starter pack.
@Tfmonkey @Stahesh @Scubbie @Zeb Internet autists have outlawyered destiny in his own word games.
1. Destiny says he's not a cuck by definition because his relationship is consensual & based on trust.
2. Destiny has claimed that while he himself was forthright with his hole shopping, this was a one way deal as she penis perused without telling.
3. The trust was breached. This was not the agreement. Destiny didn't consent.
The prosecution rests, your honor. Destiny is a cuck, by definition.
@mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic I wouldn't know. I'm not a nigger.
Kikerael really threw the US into political chaos. It's hilarious. Leftists are scum and have no principles, which we all knew, so there's nothing to see there. Okay, sure, they're hypocrites. Whatever.
What's interesting is seeing all the right-wing grifter dildos outing themselves daily. Why? Over israel. And Glenn Greenwald's existence now is to find all of it.
Again: thank you, Hamas, for what you did in October. It was an absolute redpill tidal wave.
My cynical/realist interpretation of what's happening: Musk is not at the same point he was before when he rejected bringing Jones back. He's chosen not to completely cave to the regime to bring back ads, so giving the impression of replatforming Jones is good optics, & he's in an optics war. He needs the people's support, so he can't be as negative against Jones as he used to be. Everything he does is out of self-interest (with some whimsy), not for the greater good. This could be interesting.
@Tfmonkey basically just do literally anything other than support blizzard. Fuck them faggots.
Joined May 2023
