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Just kidding. I think I have a good idea why the FBI stopped watching child porn for a few minutes to handle this.

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Wonder what motivated the FBI to stop THIS shooter who was on their radar. I'm just surprised they cared at all.

EXCUSE ME SIR I'M A PROFESSIONAL I JUST GOOGLED IT SIR YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME SIR I'M THE FIRST ONE WHO EVER SAID THIS TO YOU MAYBE THE PEOPLE BEFORE ME WEREN'T PROFESSIONALS LIKE ME

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We wuz be doin the scientisming n shieeeet

Dis nigga chemistry class be done teachin me how to get dat crack cocaine, dawg. They be practical skills, yo.

@UncleIroh

This is your face.

This is your face on california.

Any questions?

@basedbagel no, there's nothing specifically special about vitamin C. Just take a multivitamin and vitamin D to cover all immune system bases, and live a healthy lifestyle. Most people who got the vaccine did not have complications. Only a small percentage did. That's still large number of people, but if you're predisposed to getting raped by the poke, a bit of vitamin C (specifically only that) won't save you.

"Rectify vitamin deficiencies" would be my succinct general advice.

@theFlow sure. Let's come back to this post. Trump will be the nominee. The establishment is already rigging the general election.

@DoubleD @Tfmonkey @Islamisright @MrpoopyButhole it's a tribal problem. I'm not informed enough to suggest an intellectual scalpel to cut this cancer off Islam's asshole, but I think if you start talking shit about socialists you'll get a tribal response because leftists are currently on "their side" in this game of Us vs Them. Palestinians have few allies.

@Zeb the other joke is the idea that women are THE sandwich makers.

Pictured: a representation of the best sandwich makers

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