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@Tfmonkey
Boba fat
Leia Piewalker
Jabba the hut (if it ain't broke don't fix it)
Lard Haul

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I don't know how a /pol/ shitposter got into elected office, but I've embraced clown world and fully support him.

He's on a level of no fucks given above Trump tweets.

@Mongoliaboo the bitch claiming it is a journo who apparently worked for regime news. All she has is allegations and unnamed sources and trust me bro. If destiny is never arrested for any crime then assume fake.

@Zeb this goes hard if you imagine the bear as a traumatized dog in need of a friend and the man as someone who understands the pain.

@Tfmonkey i am kneeling on george floyd's neck, yet he hasn't died of overdose yet. Checkmate, atheists.

Breaking news: Lizzo impersonator attempts to eat the other white meat

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@Mongoliaboo holy shit yea just suck the color out of it and you have the average infomercial dramatization scene.

"Tired of peeling banana skins all day just to make yourself slightly fatter? Try our patent pending Banana Wizard™ to open up that delicious stiffy up in a jiffy.

(They're selling a domesticated chimp)

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.