@VooDooMedic A scalp massage and a good shampoo will fix that. Go to a salon and have them do it for you. $15-25 USD, and you're good to go. Make sure your beautician either thinks you're attractive or thinks you're gay though so she doesn't try to hurry you along; you want it done right.
@DoubleD how the fuck do i do that
@VooDooMedic Do what, make the beautician think you're attractive? You already have that covered, I'm sure. 😉
How do you make the beautician think you're gay? Relax and drop in a little behaviour of an effeminate bottom, but don't over do it. Only go this route if you're dressed for it too. I don't recommend this route generally unless you are good at acting.
@DoubleD @VooDooMedic the best way to convince her he's gay would be to tell her about his sex parties.
@VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan Yeah, you know how it works: You don't talk about things you do in scenes with the uninitiated.
@DoubleD @ButtWorldsMan spot on, there you go you're learning