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@VooDooMedic If you're not feeling up to acting, don't worry about it.

@VooDooMedic Do what, make the beautician think you're attractive? You already have that covered, I'm sure. 😉

How do you make the beautician think you're gay? Relax and drop in a little behaviour of an effeminate bottom, but don't over do it. Only go this route if you're dressed for it too. I don't recommend this route generally unless you are good at acting.

@VooDooMedic A scalp massage and a good shampoo will fix that. Go to a salon and have them do it for you. $15-25 USD, and you're good to go. Make sure your beautician either thinks you're attractive or thinks you're gay though so she doesn't try to hurry you along; you want it done right.

@UncleIroh @fal1026
>> Is it bad to hit women?
>Nope.
I agree. It is not immoral to strike a woman.

@UncleIroh Sir Sean Connery does not care. A mythical figure

@ButtWorldsMan I agree, but I don't understand this photo. What is going on with his hand on her waist and next to her? Was this AI generated?

@Mike_Microwave @ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

Terrorism - noun- "the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims"

- Crackdowns on Jan 6th protestors
- A judge ruling that Trump committed fraud prior to the trial starting
- Government funding to NGOs such as BLM during the 2020 riots

All are unlawful uses of violence and intimidation against civilians for political aims.

Source: languages.oup.com/google-dictionary-en

@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey History may turn on a ham sandwich, but shifts in power take time to be felt. Accurate prepositioning is ideal, but I still maintain the following position:

We shall see.

In other news, the US has not only tasked a Ballistic Missile Submarine (SSBN) to the US Central Command area of responsibility (the Middle East) but also publicly stated thus on X, formerly Twitter.

The US clearly wants the countries of the Middle East to know that they might get nuked.

I just realized that Twitter has gone full Prince by becoming "X, formerly Twitter"

@mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic The only way this guy might possibly save himself is by being honest with himself.

@mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic This cuckold is purely coping with the situation by saying it's healthy to have a poly relationship with open communication. This is self-delusion.

Be brutally honest with him, and remind him that he is dying inside and that no one believes his BS deflection about someone on the internet having "trust issues".

@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic I've not been able to listen to Crowder, but I hope he brings up the point that the government and the media sided with the shooter.

@Tfmonkey You can get a similar effect by adding "in the mirror" which usually avoids the cellphone arm perspective.

@Tfmonkey Now you must listen to Celestina do the Oompa Loompa dance as payment for making such a reference.

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