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ServiceNow has a global outage. I suppose someone should open a ticket for that.

@ButtWorldsMan An excellent Engrish summary.

@VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey I am not a fan of this flow chart because it makes too many assumptions. For example, what if you want people to leave you alone, but don't mind working with others for mutual benefit? That doesn't fit into this chart. We also need to define what absolute truth is before entering the flow chart, but "How do we access these truths?" might redefine what "truth" is.

@Xenophon Someone doesn't understand velocity vs acceleration either, it seems.

@Xenophon @TimeSpent It has nothing to do with the functionality, and everything to do with the functionality they want to take from you.

@Shlomo I saw this, but I want to know if it's true that Ukraine captured Russian soldiers.

To those of you who appreciate Brahms: https://youtu.be/e35XH9mOorU?si=SYTo2g_UXTrrJIuT

@ButtWorldsMan Chick-Fil-A does this.

@deprecated_ii Don't blame them: They're just doing what the marketing team told the business to do who told the UI devs what to do. Follow the "good idea fairy" back to its source. You'll quickly find the origin.

@6502B To see dedication to make such fine detail is impressive.

@Justicar Taking back your language is the beginning of taking back your culture in your mind.

@deprecated_ii @VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey I think they focused too much on the skeleton here, but more art like this would be cool to get people considering the possibilities.

@Xenophon It's likely to be more honest than anything the corporate media produces, at the very least.

@Wopu @deprecated_ii Agreed. There are several problems, not the least of which is the relevancy problem.

@susie Ah. I think we've identified the cause. Your body will eventually adjust to a new schedule, but alarms make it happen faster. For me, I tend to wake up earlier if I know I don't have an alarm set.

@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan She got cocky. I'll call her out too because I'm not so chicken as to panic like my head was cut off. She thought she could pluck those wings for another year, but now she has egg on her face. I'm sure the pecking order in the iron cage will put a stone in her crop. Out of all the chicks in prison, she won't rule the roost.

@susie Have you been setting alarms to help reset your sleep schedule? They should help you avoid sleeping too long.

@susie You monster! Did you procrastinate again?

@Xenophon @TimeSpent It depends on their reasons for giving up sex or refusing sex.