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@Tfmonkey Hey TFM was listening to the Saturday show while I was at work and I want to give you advice about a solution to your locked joints. I think your body is not getting enough potassium to allow your muscles to relax. I suggest embracing your inner chimp and eat more bananas. At least three a day.
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Alcohol is toxic, lets build an entire industry on selling it.
Coffee has stimulating pesticide, lets build an entire industry on selling it.
Tobacco has opioid pesticide, lets build an entire industry on selling it.
Cacao is bitter, which our body tells us is toxic to us, slap some sugar on it and lets build an entire industry on selling it.
The Fugu fish is one of the most poisonous sea creatures, let's make it into a delicacy.
...humans are the Florida Man of species.
@Pain66 And now you know why traditional men just told women off when they tried to start the feelings talk.
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Women are amazing. But you just have to take away their rights.
@ButtWorldsMan Western aesthetic sense is shot. The west doesn't know what is beautiful anymore.
I have noticed a lot of western men take an interest in disgusting things the way they should be taking an interest in cute animals.
Western women get tattooed and pierced instead of having clear skin and staying in shape. If you still have a healthy sense of what is beautiful, you are in the minority.
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The act of waifu creation is a biblical endeavor.
God made eve from man's rib. Eve was Adam's bitch. Eve was created from the essence of man. Waifu creation is a man using his body, fueled by the essence of horny masculinity, to create himself an Eve. Making a waifu that you can call your own, or something to be proud of, is a biblical act.
Don't mind me I'm just schizo-posting my brain droppings after seeing this:
@Based_Accelerationist Andy Tate's religion is whichever one gets him in front of eyeballs.
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Impulse Control
How do you demolish this? You have to eat the crust too.
A: Cautious start, crust first approach
B: Take no prisoners, crust last
C: Deep first cut, then straight into B
C2: Deep first cut, then around the crust
I tend to go for C2.
@UncleIroh C2. Save the best for last.
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imagine how much money and inconvenience to the crew this one cunt has caused.
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@Tfmonkey Even Aaron Clarey us wising up to corporate greed. These people are just nickle and diming customers. The Man Wjo Broke Capitalism the book details this. Lower quality products, firing people and M&A. No true innovation https://www.youtube.com/live/rSwo6-w2Qcc?si=GsXAHSpl7NyLa8ta
@Stahesh Halsey mysteriously appeared out of nowhere after DDJ stabbed TFM in the back. It was like a rebound for TFM, except it never ended. Somehow, Halsey enjoys more status than Shogun and other folks who have been around for much longer.
Mongoliaboo
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Can someone remind me how TFM got Halsey on his show.
So far he acts only as news specialist that promote government propaganda like on any TV news.
Like TFM talks about news or what happen and Halsey actually you are wrong even thought the facts beat you in your face.
Mongoliaboo
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Remember Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill.
What is kefir? You're about to find out! 🥛
Joined Nov 2023
