Mr_Mister @[email protected]

@sardonicsmile Hmmmmmm, what a coincidence.

@barrybestt calm

@VooDooMedic and she’s blonde! 👀🤤

@VeganMGTOW Oh really? And how do you know that?

I noticed a pattern: It takes 2 weeks for shit to happen.

2 weeks after Trump vs Biden debate: 1st assassination attempt

2 weeks after Trump vs Harris debate: 2nd assassination attempt.

2 weeks after the massacre in Kashmir: India bombs Pakistan.

I’m sure there’s things I’m missing but I guess if something happens something else will happen 2 weeks later.

@kaiservenom “One bullet for every boomer. Day of the pillow motherfucker!”

🔥🔥🔥

@37712

@Tfmonkey Breaking news and article for Wednesday. Indian attacks Pakistan. 3 dead, 12 injured.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/multiple-loud-explosions-heard-pakistani-kashmir-reuters-witness-2025-05-06/

“Ass whoopings don’t just fall out of the sky” - TFM

🤡🤡🤡

https://nypost.com/2025/05/05/us-news/trump-admin-set-pay-illegal-migrants-1000-to-self-deport-dhs-says-it-will-save-taxpayers-a-ton/

I got money on the smoke alarm

@Tfmonkey You said it as a joke but you can actually create your own dark souls message thing on this website.

https://rezuaq.be/new-area/image-creator/

Halsey sound bite

You know how regret rape is a thing now? And how it’s turned the concept of rape into a joke? But also women have rape fantasies? Well what if you just ran with it.

Like what if you open a bar called Rape Tavern where every night is ladies night. And the joke is that all the chicks go there expecting to get raped. “Oh boy I can’t wait to get raped tonight” *slides on her panties*