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Cat wouldn't stfu so I fed her an hour & a half early. I popped the shit out of her twice first. Now she's quiet. Not even the post-meal meowing she usually does. But now I'm awake an hour & a half early.

I finally bought a 60-fucking-dollar e-collar designed to let me give her a vibration when she won't behave.

Female officer took a dude's ambulance, rofl, because she was having a panic attack! The dude had been shot by police, but this lady had a panic attack. 🤣

theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m

@shortstories There are different ratings / types of fire extinguishers (check the labels for where you expect to need it).

These plants have on-site fire trucks and trained response teams, and I saw that the county is expected to send a hazard crew out there and the local cities would all send fire trucks to help.

Likely, it's a type of foam spray.

A buddy of mine said he was at his job and saw a huge fireball shoot up -- the biggest flame he had ever seen and been that close to -- and he thought it was a nuke.

So you may be hearing of a huge chemical plant fire in the cities just outside Houston.

No report of an explosion from him, just a blazing fire. My ex sent me a photo (she's about 20 minutes from there) and the sky was as bright as early evening (It was 9:30pm and it looked like maybe 6pm Daylight Savings).

@Tfmonkey Hey, what was that app / group / site who aggregated streaming services together into one place?

@Zeb @shortstories Yeah, where did the meme come from that he's a paki?

@Mr_Mister I stopped listening. Just turned it off. TFM said, "This show is not for you" and he was right. I'm not interested in "talking" with a lying jew. Apparently, neither is Spain. They allegedly removed their Israel ambassador position.

They don't discuss things in good faith, are okay with lying, and are, as a whole, malicious. That's enough for me. I think he's just hedging his bets. But he makes bad calls on friendships.

They're fucking with my NewPipe app, too. I'm going to finally try to de-Google entirely.

NEW EMERGENCY MISSION: DE-GOOGLE!

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Sounds like an easy thing to report as a terror-funding, anti-government fund thst should definitely be shut down, if you ask me.

gofundme.com/f/solidarity-with

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In front of pro-Palestinian demonstrators in Nice, France, a jew fakes an ‘’antisemitic’’ attack as soon as the police arrive. Pretending like he was just assaulted.

This is like something from a comedy lol

@brigrammer It's the same working in environments primarily staffed by women. Incompetent, lazy, easily frustrated, liars. My condolences. The IT jeets at work have me on a literal list of "tough calls." I'm basically tech support's final exam.

Hooooly shit, were they having a 2-for-1 bot signup on Merovingian Club or something?

@shortstories In truth, I just wing my insults from scratch. Some of them stick.

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