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A male friend of mine married a former female friend of mine years and years ago.

She cheated on him with one of her high school students for about 2 months.

Then he died of some brain tumor.

Now she's remarried and fat, and has a new toddler. But the toddler is older than the marriage, so I looked back to do math . . .

She banged this new dude just 3 months after losing her husband of 10 years, the father of her first few kids.

Well, well, well.

There's only 1 winner here. Her & jews.

@KingOfWhiteAmerica Yeah, I'm sure they're doing some off-brand, ghetto shit. If the too-skinny one is any indicator, it seems to have the same effect as Ozempic. She looks like a dementor got to her.

A lot of fat women I knew sure are losing weight recently in their 40's.

One of them has already gone too far. Ozempic, I'm petty sure.

StarProphet = literally Elon Musk 

@KingOfWhiteAmerica He was kind of annoying so I either blocked or muted him. I can't be bothered to find out which one.

@Scubbie Thanks for the encouragement. Most of my music is just because I feel like making art, but sometimes I do a song or two for others. I'm glad you like it! It's always fun to play in new genres.

Tenacity Against the Venom - Tartan and Velvet (Official Music Video)

youtu.be/DXgWAhjLmGg

@TenaciousGoat Check this shit out.

@TenaciousGoat Bro, I'm cookin' up something for you I think you'll dig. I wrote a song based on this post.

@Scubbie @VooDooMedic I'd be willing to bet those numbers are up from 2024!

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu Damn, I'd love to hear a follow-up on this if you go that route. I HAVE to do SOMETHING. It's a lot of time and effort and I need to have my shit figured out before I take action in this case. In the meantime, I only have a half-assed, poorly-researched temporary plan.

Here's just one example of that love for the series.

*By the way, the set design on the final scene for this episode is nearly a 1-for-1 copy of his room in the original DuckTales comic book. One of those easter eggs I mentioned. Like the giant coin from the first few episodes of the old series being a souvenir prop in his garage in this 2017 series from his previous adventures.

youtu.be/FRsPYOHf51U?si=ynSYpI

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For fuck's sake. I just heard that Seth Rogen's company is making the Darkwing Duck remake. They had ass ideas for TMNT. Awful.

The 2017 DuckTales remake was made by real, legit fans of the original. You could see the love in the series. Even in the tiniest easter eggs, and in some retold storylines. Even the changes to some characters made sense because they paid attention to details.

Fuck Seth Rogen. I'd rather have seen the DW remake follow the new Darkwing character from DuckTales 2017.

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Stephen Colbert is writing a LotR movie?

"He's a huge LotR fan and knows all the lore!"

Yeah, Liberals love awesome things, because they're awesome. But they can't create it themselves.

Fuck your "cautiously optimistic." Suck a dick, I'm not going to go see it.

@JoeBravo77 They try to trick you . . . by saying "civilians" instead of "demons."

@TenaciousGoat I figured you would have to deal with such things!

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