@kaiservenom @Tfmonkey They're beautiful.
@ruprecht Dumb bitches. Always 10 years behind but fully confident still in their intelligence, knowledge, and wisdom.
@37712 I like songs that have talk about coming to life sung by a girl. That's some waifu goodness.
@37712 🤣
@Tfmonkey Holy shit, for a guilt-free Twix I'd pay extra per treat. Thanks for the heads up.
@martianvenator She's definitrly making a show of gravity, I'll give her that.
@Jonny So smort. Thanks.
@Jonny It wasn't exactly a riddle.
@Jonny
The joke is that the booger refused to be flicked off (as you said), and is still on my finger, and has been there since 1987.
I can show you to the bathroom but I can't hold your dick for you.
(Except for this time -- no homo)
@Jonny Been there since 1987.
@BowsacNoodle @Terry He can suck my dick outside twice.
@DireGoy Holy shit
@suquili IG has been HEAVILY pushing gay shit the last week or so.
Faggotry all over, and I know they aren't getting it from my search history or purchases. And unless it's saying "faggots" I don't talk nicely about it so I know it's not from Google listening. It must just be time to push more gay shit. Pride Month Part 2: The Butt-pirate Strokes Back.
@homesteader_surfer I'm pretty sure that he bleeds, too. It might be green lizard blood, but he bleeds. And you know what they said in the movie "Predator."
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.