@Gonzo17 "Men have better sex with . . ."
This is what passes for writing that everyone needs to hear about, when sex is one of your gods.
@Furgar Metamorpho cries too. Or whoever that was.
@VooDooMedic Yeah, it would be pretty cool to do a double slap with one swipe, and to blast a cumshot up in the air to see who gobbles up the most like a water fountain or like dogs with a water hose.
@ButtWorldsMan Might as well add it to my Try it Out list. Thanks!
@ButtWorldsMan Excuse me, but what the wtf is this?
@NitroDubs Yes! I am more happy over her mental anguish for sure.
@SpoopyAnon I looked it up and he's right: you can't do that.
@Wopu Got 'em!
@Zeb They didn't even ask about a "weirdest" or "useless" or "random" flex. They asked specifically for the biggest flex and this guy said this. 🤣
@N_Y_SparkyOxCable I knew you'd dig it. I was going to tag you then I saw you tagged yourself, rofl.
The evening before, I saw deer in neighborhoods along the coast of the local beach. And they fled. (True story)
Alpha Ducks and Beta Bucks.
I saw the most Alpha duck today on the way to work -- I'm talking cars swerving, people slamming on their brakes, traffic backed up -- and this fat, ugly duck just walking at exactly his own pace and no one else's, just not giving a FUCK as he crosses the street.
The other bird on the other side flew off at oncoming traffic and at cars nearly colliding and running each other off the road.
But Alpha Duck? The world stops for him. Alpha Duck marches on.
@egirlyuumimain Probably why they were laying around unclaimed.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.
Joined Jul 2022
