Gentlemen, I am not fucking around anymore. I am building a small scale datacenter.
This is what Project #3 has been the whole time and why the edge network upgrades and Proxmox project have been on hold.
Dedicated enterprise fiber is being run now alongside $6,000 in electrical upgrades which includes low voltage (Cat6) for security and network devices. There's 14kW of generator power available and a 500 gallon propane tank on-site which will last about a week off-grid. Once my current rack is moved, I'll have four full racks for hardware total.
My instance (and other services) will have some of the most insane infrastructure around by the time this is all complete, which is sometime in June.