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. . . so I made my own version.

@WashedOutGundamPilot Reminder to not pay anything for women you're not friends or going out with already

Guy find out that computers he bought had child P

Later he finds out it belonged to FBI

https://youtube.com/shorts/AyZfW-ihOzs?si=g5eq1SjAN5RaraIz

https://www.mediaite.com/entertainment/green-day-changes-the-lyrics-of-american-idiot-to-bash-the-maga-agenda-during-abcs-new-years-eve-show/

POV: You're an IRS agent in April.

@RoninGrey @TenaciousGoat

That's nice, best way to stay in shape is to make it easy.

You would think a pastry doing pull-ups wouldn't deform the door but they just don't make things like they used to.

@RoninGrey @ButtWorldsMan

I'm convinced that the sex robot revolution is going to change men at least as much as social media has changed women.

Women have no idea what's coming - a tidal wave of male disinterest that they cannot cope with.

@ButtWorldsMan idk why people ask bitches anything at all about anything at all, even subjects they should allegedly know something about.

Aww sheeit. I used to have this record as a child. Played it all the time on my parents' record player.

This has their best version of "Witch Doctor" on it, too. But the rest of the album is ridiculously good quality.

1980's Chipmunks, man. Great recordings.

https://youtu.be/6mZl6sex_kM?feature=shared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31HaTbWONmQ

@basedbagel @TenaciousGoat Raccoons aren't that heavy, so that's not a problem for my door frame. But yeah, same convenience. I can hide it right behind the door and everything still looks clean.

@RoninGrey @TenaciousGoat

I had to retire my pull-up bar as it ended up deforming my door.

I bought a barbell and some plates for cheap off craigslist.

All I need is power rack and a bench and I can do 90% of my workouts at home.

Here’s a challenge for January: stfu about these pointless challenges and set some personal goals to make you a more unique and individual thinker. Strive to quit following everyone else into whatever vapid void that social networks have waiting for you. Try and do something positive for yourself and quit parroting the same dogshit nonsense everyone else says. Try and find some relief in who you are, not what unrealistic expectations are of what you should be.

@TenaciousGoat I'm getting a similar one next week. Mine has pull bands at the front. Won't take up space in my little apartment. Easy folding into the closet.

@TenaciousGoat I have set for 7+ years.

But the pull up bar I bought 3+5 years ago

I personally thing this was my best investment

Watching UK survivor men vs women. It's absolutely fucking amazing.

Week 1:
-Men
Built a sustained campfire, built a camp with a roof, have a bed above ground, finally manage to hunt down proper meat and eat some iguana around a campfire like champions who returned to monke.

-Women
Cry before getting to the island. Cry when on the island. Spend time talking to each other. Try to build a structure but it immediately falls apart. Get lost in forest by walking in circles. Cry some more.

Man drama:

Two dudes butt heads. Tribal meeting happens to address problems among unga bunga tribe. One guy pulls a bitch-up and decides to leave the island. He is now shunned by other men who are working and lost respect for him.

Woman drama:

Woman has mental breakdown after couple of days. In a complete woman momen she blames the host of the show (Bear Grylls) for her suffering. There's a lot of bitching and then she quits. They all have a hug or whatever. Women think she's a retard anyway.

Men: return to monke
Women: return to men