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@37712 @MrpoopyButhole @Stahesh @ha22oowew I banned him. Yes, I'm a mod.

Chicken McNuggets are basically movie theater buttered popcorn with meat inside.

@ButtWorldsMan I'll have fiber internet by Saturday.

These would have been really cute pictures if not for the EXTRA HANDS AND FEET!

TFW she tells you to eat her ass and lick her feet.

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu @37712 I won't have my rent raised as much if I renew my lease. Yay.

Cursed images of the day

Tried some different poses today.

@AKEmon869

@37712 how is what they're saying different than ancient Greece from which sprang Western civilization itself?

Let's eliminate all human civilizations because they once believed something in the past we now find objectionable by modern standards.

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu @37712 no, I'm paying thousands of dollars to wire up a house that isn't even mine in a state I don't want to live in, simply because I have no better choice.

@DStheo you should watch these videos. They explain how your "magic" works.

part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m94K4T572a4

part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skfa_wbfZ84

part 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k7898lcgfw

part 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0geoT5svPg

@37712 I looked into that, but I don't get a good cellphone signal where I live. I get like one bar.

@37712 They buried the fiber lines the other day, but they have to rewire my entire house, and they can't come until Thursday. It was the earliest they could schedule me.

I was going to make an announcement tonight, but . . . yeah know.

The show is cancelled. My internet isn't even pretending to work tonight. This will be fixed by this time next week.

@DStheo

@MrpoopyButhole @basedbagel Yes, women pay less for car insurance. This is a well known fact.

Absolutely cursed image of the day.