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@AKEmon869

@37712 how is what they're saying different than ancient Greece from which sprang Western civilization itself?

Let's eliminate all human civilizations because they once believed something in the past we now find objectionable by modern standards.

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu @37712 no, I'm paying thousands of dollars to wire up a house that isn't even mine in a state I don't want to live in, simply because I have no better choice.

@DStheo you should watch these videos. They explain how your "magic" works.

part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m94K4T572a4

part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skfa_wbfZ84

part 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k7898lcgfw

part 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0geoT5svPg

@37712 I looked into that, but I don't get a good cellphone signal where I live. I get like one bar.

@37712 They buried the fiber lines the other day, but they have to rewire my entire house, and they can't come until Thursday. It was the earliest they could schedule me.

I was going to make an announcement tonight, but . . . yeah know.

The show is cancelled. My internet isn't even pretending to work tonight. This will be fixed by this time next week.

@DStheo

@MrpoopyButhole @basedbagel Yes, women pay less for car insurance. This is a well known fact.

Absolutely cursed image of the day.

Just Celestina (because sometimes the AI ignores my prompts but still makes good pictures)

The monkeys came out pretty well today.

@ButtWorldsMan Once you go ape, there's no escape.

@ButtWorldsMan

These good pretty good, but the extra hands ruin it.

Nightmare fuel monkeys.

@YoMomz Lowering crime isn't complicated.

@cuddlebaboon I'm thought about buying a camper van. If nothing changes by the time my lease is up, I may go that route.

@CleverMoniker @37712 @ButtWorldsMan @zebuceta Turkey got $18B and a bunch of weapons they wanted form the US that the US didn't want to sell them.