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Should I review another sex toy today or take the day off? I haven't taken a day off in a while. Then again, is reviewing a sex toy even count as work when you think about it?

These are the real philosophical questions.

Smégol: "Wicked men; servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. It will soon be ready."

Sam: "Ready to do what?"

Sméagol: "To make His war. The last war that will cover all the world in shadow."

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Here is my method to stay up to date about the latest developments in the wars happening everywhere.

I check the Federated tab, and if I see nothing but anime girls, then everything is calm.

If I see a bunch of screen-grabs from telegram along with maps, then shit might be happening.

If I see videos of explosions along with pro-Islamic memes, then shit just got real.

fresh meme from the meme oven.

For when boomers and zionists causally suggest that America/Israel should use its nukes.

I had an idea for an awesome Warhammer 40K army, the Dark Mechanicum crossed with the demons from Doom 2016/Doom Eternal, especially things like the Cyberdemon, but most of the demons are somewhat cybernetic so it fits astonishingly well.

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