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Well, I completely wasted my time. I spent hours re-creating my book in Word so I can submit a PDF for a softcover version of the book, and I couldn't publish it anyway because Amazon requires a minimum of 72 pages, so it's a Kindle only book.

It's already been approved for sale, so here it is for anyone interested: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKTZYDLM

Nevermind on the book. I can't easily convert the Kindle version into a paperback. I have to recreate the book from scratch in Microsoft Word but moving the pictures as background elements and create text boxes for the text.

Then save it as a PDF, then upload it to KDP and cross my fingers that the formatting doesn't get ruined by Amazon's system.

Now I remember why I was putting this off for so long.

I love how the West is calling for genocide right after exhausting their militaries and losing in Ukraine.

Did they not JUST underestimate their opponents and get their shit pushed in?

This does prove my theory that Russia could have ended the conflict by threatening to give Iran nukes if NATO didn't fuck off.

Look at how quickly America went from "we're out of weapons, we need to freeze the conflict" to "genocide everyone!" instantly when their precious Jews were threatened.

I just put the finishing touches on my new book, and I'll submit it to the publisher later today. It should be available for sale in a couple of weeks assuming the quality checks go smoothly.

It's a short children's book about the meaning of life and only 24 pages, so it's not a deep philosophical tome.

Anyway, it's been on my "to do list" for a while, so it's good to finish it.

these turned out a lot better than usual. Sure, most of them turned out as nightmare fuel, but a couple turned out alright.

Celestina learning to paraglide

I want to say I support the Palestinians, but they gave their women equal rights in 2014, so I'm ambivalently entertained.

The TFM Show: 10/7/2023

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Codename: Desert Doll

This is my "vampire parable for @VooDooMedic

Imagine if vampires were real.

Humans organize as vampire hunters, but then some of the hunters argue that because Dracula was a man and Dracula created the vampire problem that men are the problem. Also female vampires are sexy, so the hunters agree only to kill the male vampires.

So the hunters kill only male vampires (along with men who shop at Hot Topic and "look" like vampires), while the female vampires are free to spread and prey on humans.

Seeing what's happening in Israel makes me wonder what might happen to the illegally US occupied land in Syria.

Some doctor and fitness expert recently told me that I just need to stop having insomnia, work out for several hours a day, and eat less, and I'd lose all the weight I wanted.

Yeah, no fucking shit.

Did you also know that if you're poor you just need to make more money and spend less, and then you won't be poor? Genius!

Also, if you just become a rich and good looking, you'll get all the women you want. What are you waiting for?

This is boomer tier advice. Give my dick a firm handshake.

Here are some ones that turned out perfect, or perfect enough anyway.

Let's play a game similar to "Where's Waldo" where you spot the flaw that ruined these otherwise amazing AI generated pictures.

The Morning Constitutional: 9/27/2023

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