@VooDooMedic A scalp massage and a good shampoo will fix that. Go to a salon and have them do it for you. $15-25 USD, and you're good to go. Make sure your beautician either thinks you're attractive or thinks you're gay though so she doesn't try to hurry you along; you want it done right.
@DoubleD how the fuck do i do that
@VooDooMedic Do what, make the beautician think you're attractive? You already have that covered, I'm sure. 😉
How do you make the beautician think you're gay? Relax and drop in a little behaviour of an effeminate bottom, but don't over do it. Only go this route if you're dressed for it too. I don't recommend this route generally unless you are good at acting.
@DoubleD was wondering what your response would be. You did not disappoint 👏 have a reward
https://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU?si=yyLdbIuusDqVczlM
@DoubleD also another unknown classic that's used a lot
https://youtu.be/tF5kr251BRs?si=PQR8trMEBHRoYH21
Keep your volume low
@VooDooMedic @DoubleD "Surprise Symphony" sounds like the kind of shit my old Music Theory professor would try to pull.
"It's writin' time, bitches! Pray you don't use parallel fifths!"