Based Bagel @[email protected]

I have come to the conclusion that most people are making content so that they can get status to get hoes.

I always thought is was money but clearly I was just projecting.

I don't have a dog in this fight but if you're fucking these bitches with multiple surgeries like a BBL, you can't be against sex dolls because you're already fucking one 😂

I'm confused, I thought the appeal of only fans was the fantasy of external validation from attractive women.

But with girls like Melina, what is the point in subscribing to her fansly
when she's in an open relationship with a public figure?

Do they think they have a chance to steal her from him or are they that desperate?

Makes no sense to me

El Chapos wife got released after 3 years...

We all knew good and well that bitch is a stone cold, drug dealing killer .

El Chapo is NEVER getting out (If that's really him and he didn't get a guy with plastic surgery to do the time for him)

Say it with me: Hoes are WINNING!

While Chapo rots on prison his wife will love lavishly and get fucked my many strange men

Might doesn't make right.

Might means you win.

But just because you win doesn't mean you're right.

I'm still right.

After >3 years I've FINALLY fixed my sleep schedule!

The pandemic did no favors for my trust issues.

How am I supposed to trust people who will turn on me as soon as they get laid or the TV tells them the sky is falling?

3 unexpected lessons from reading old books.

1. Intelligent people have always been outnumbered and outcasted from time.

2. Betrayal is nothing new and happens to the best of us.

3. None of my best ideas or personal struggles are original.

The most dangerous thing in the world is a pretty face.

A friend of mine said tinder was just for fucking and no one on there was to be taken seriously.

1 pretty face later: " I know what I said bro but she's from a small town and she's a virgin and I've never met a girl like her before..."

( I looked her up on IG and while she's mid, just looks like every other white bitch.)

Pretty girls lower mens IQ to the point where they think virgin women are on tinder.

In.Sane.

If you still look up to content creators after FTX you deserve to be poor.

The age of the organic content creator making videos purely for their own sake is long gone.

Dear Rumble,

I heard you're giving out a lot of 💰 to sign on creators.

Please sign me rumble!

I can animate, I'm very based and Let's face it You need more pastry representation.

Sincerely,
BASED bagel