Based Bagel @[email protected]

Guys really think that if they ask a girl out 3 times and she finally caves that they "wOn hUr oVeR brah" 😂

Like women are stupid and don't know how to shop around for the best deal.

What a massive cope.

"People deny things to save themselves the pain of awareness"

-Robert O Hare

I am not a follower of Islam. I also don't own a doll.

Both aren't for me but I can acknowledge things that WORK.

Islam>>> Progressive gay shit
Dolls>>> Being a slave to women

Why are people so stubborn about this?

You don't need to be an active participant in something to look at it objectively FFS!

I know violence isn't in alot of you guys nature so I included some tips for you guys too.

If you all have any ideas feel free to chime in.

1. Don't just give her the house, burn it down. Or at least put some termites, bedbugs in there.

2. If you're getting physically abused. Come out as trans (change your license first) and DEFEND YOURSELF. @Tfmonkey 's idea

3. If you're ordered to pay child support, fuck off to another country and remind that greedy bitch what she's missing.

2/2

PSA to all estranged fathers.

Women steal your kids and ruin your life for the same reason people bully others.

THEY THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.

The system fucks with you because they think you won't do anything about it.

It is your job to PROVE THEM WRONG!

I know love for your kids stops alot of you. But ask yourself, do you want your kid to grow up with no dick thinking you shouldn't fight for what is right?

If you're up for the challenge, I have some ideas

1/2

Oh I will and I HIGHLY suggest you do as well.

A little bit of paperwork and an ancestry.com test can save you from death by gummi worms.

I see your point with dual citizenships @Tfmonkey but being a dual citizen is a critical tool to protect you from tyranny.

Banning dual citizenship gives 1 government FULL CONTROL over your movement.

Look at how Canada TRAPPED their citizens in their country over the vax.

You see how easily a sensible sounding rule can be abused by tyrants?

If the vax was required to get a stimmy ✔️ there would be a 99% vaccination rate.

Good thing the elites are stupid 😌

Why doesn't mastodon have a like button? Is it patented or something?

Me 5 years ago: How to get out of the friend zone

Me 5 years later: How do I get a second passport.

I struggle making peace with the duality of life.

On one hand, If life hadn't been so painful so early on, I wouldn't be the based bagel I am today. I would be a boosted bagel with a blood clot.

But, the pain in my early life was immense. So immense that, despite my best efforts, I harbor a lot of resentment for those who screwed me over.

Such is the duality of life. .

In an alternate universe there's a service that connects parents who actually give a shit about their children to kids who aren't ungrateful pieces of shit.

Life would be so fantastic if you could pick your family

Please critique my plan as my freedom is at stake if I fuck this up.

Get a 2nd citizenship in a non-cucked country ✅

Make 80% of my money online (working on it)

Get banking in another country (preferably east asia)

Leave the west for good! 😀

I'm now convinced the US gov has been infiltrated by outside forces to subvert it from within.

Right v left doesn't even make sense anymore because what good is it to be the party in power of a failed state?

Call me a conspiracy theorist but rhe decisions made by the elite are so INCOMPETENT that I don't see any other viable solution.

A woman posted this photo and it got over 15k likes on Twitter.

@Tfmonkey said this a while ago but it shocks me to see it confirmed in real time on normal socials