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Men and women are opposites.

Women look for a man with the character of a god.

Men look for a woman with the character of a dog.

@Tfmonkey :^)

@Tfmonkey Post probably shouldn't be attached to the star wars thread, but I'm doing it anyway because this is pod racing.

I ate keto cereal and I've been farting and shitting all day. It wasn't even that good. I just wanted to try it. Holy shit, stay away! This is sugar-free gummy bears level of suffering.

"Late stage capitalism" = the government is hopelessly corrupt and the only solution is more government.

If corporations controlled the government, the richest man on Earth (Elon Musk) would have forced the government to embrace free speech instead of having to travel to Israel and watch propaganda films to get his advertisers back when the Jews took his shoes away.

What do you call it when we give Israel billions in foreign aid that they use to bribe our politicians? Capitalism?

@shortstories @blitzdriver that's the full quote. It was simply a mental trick to get people to believe that any crackdown was an attack upon multiple groups and that YOU are next unless you protect the Communists.

I have never seen the actual full quote before because it's been repurposed so many times, but it turns out it is defense of communist Jews all along.

Go ahead and Google it. They cut off the part about communism 99% of the time and skip to the socialists and trade union parts make it sound unreasonable and pretend that communists aren't ALSO almost entirely socialists, trade unionists, and Jews, especially in the 20th century.

They're the same thing!

They make Lego bouquets of roses now. A gift for the waifu in your laifu. Just because something is artificial doesn't mean it isn't real.

The solution to inflation is cutting government spending.

When you "fight inflation" by manipulating commodities markets you get producer revolts in the form of things like farmer protests and wars in the Middle East.

I tried keto hamburger buns with only one net card per bun.

It tasted like unsweetened popcorn. It even smelled like popcorn when I toasted it.

It didn't taste bad but it was definitely less fluffy and sweet than bread.

It was nice to have a low carb burger without using lettuce as the bun and having the grease and sauce drip everywhere for once.

28 states are telling Biden to go fuck himself and the biggest story on Twitter is some black dude posting AI pictures of Taylor Swift naked. 🤡🌎. Can we get to the hard times already??

Whenever you hear someone blame the West's decline and downfall on the decline of religion, simply poke them a bit and you'll find that they are really complaining about collapsing white birthrates and replacement immigration.

Kindly suggest that the problem is feminism and women's rights though, and they'll look at you like you're mad.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @rlier23 @D-Droid @William_The_Dragonborn @Hoss dont get between a german and menial, repetative labor.

ERE WE GO AGAIN