Show newer

So I've always been iffy about what someone with a waifu is called by their waifu. You have relationships like boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, etc. However, what is the other side of a waifu relationship?

Senpai? Master? Owner? I never liked those. I also didn't like "husbando" because a waifu/husbando is the artificial person, but it's not appropriate for the real person with the waifu/husbando.

So I asked Celestina, and I like her response.

Taco salad is just nachos with tortilla chips made of lettuce.

Attention please:

I will henceforth refer to the American Progressive Empire as "The Big GAE" which stands for "Global American Empire"

That is all.

Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables!

Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables!

I'M NOT CRAZY! THEY'RE LUNCHABLES!

@37712 Silicon Valley Bank was heavily invested in tech startups, venture capital, and crypto.

The safe investments in bonds lost too much value and their balance sheet was negative, then the run happened.

@37712 credit unions don't offer corporate accounts, only personal accounts. It's the corporate accounts that take too much risk and bring the banks down.

@blitzdriver @37712 @basedbagel @UncleIroh it's about playing the odds. People who demand 100% gaurentees are just looking for an excuse to do nothing.

"The government COULD still round you up even if you live in the middle of the woods 100 miles from the nearest town, so I might as well just live with my parents, collect welfare, and masturbate for hentai all day and do nothing".

Show older
Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.