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Read Sanhedrin 54b

What do you call a gay dinosaur

Judeo-Sore-*ss

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A wife and a husband were arguing over who should brew the Church coffee

The wife told the husband it is written in the Bible, "He brews"

Hebrews

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https://creatorclues.com/what-is-the-bible-one-big-book-or-a-library-of-books/

@Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum

I am so confused

AOC is a sephardic Jew correct?

AOC says people should not be allowed to say bad things about Jews correct?

@Indignation

So the Palestinians get to stay in the land because their religion is not advocating for genocide

And the Ashkenazi Jews should be banned from everywhere but jail because their religion advocates for genocide

@Indignation

There is a difference between religicide and genocide

@Indignation

I am not saying the Old Testament is true

I am simply saying that if the old testament is true then the Ashkenazi & Sephardic Jews should be banned from Israel

So the Palestinians are the descendants of the Israelites who repented and were relatively morally good

The Ashkenazi & Sephardic Jews are the descendants of the Israelites who were extra evil and their converts who were twice the children of Hell that they were

@Based_Accelerationist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuSkACnDpQs

1950s TV episode featured con man named "Trump" who wanted to build a wall

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@Based_Accelerationist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6UcgiDwg0

Trump Trackdown

Marcy Brafman

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@Based_Accelerationist

An episode of the 1950s western TV series 'Trackdown' featured a snake oil salesman named 'Trump' who promised to build a wall in order to prevent the end of the world.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trackdown-trump-character-wall/

Trump is most likely a character written by script writers and not a real person like the other Presidents since at least as far back as the actor Ronald Raegan

@Indignation
Even if we believe the old testament story the Israelites were given the land because of the wickedness of the nations they were driving out as mentioned in Deuteronomy 9:4-6 and Genesis 15:16 and elsewhere

They were then warned that they would be vomited out of the land if they did the same type of things that the previous people living there did Leviticus 18:28

Jerusalem is called Sodom in Revelation 11:8

Ashkenazi Jews should be banned from the land for violating Leviticus 18

@Humpleupagus @J @PodunkPotato @Hoss

So if I am somewhere and someone is smoking crack but I am not smoking crack then can I test positive through second hand smoke even if I do not know they are smoking crack and even though I am not smoking crack

@Indignation

6 The king and his men marched to Jerusalem to attack the Jebusites, who lived there. The Jebusites said to David, “You will not get in here; even the blind and the lame can ward you off.” They thought, “David cannot get in here.” 7 Nevertheless, David captured the fortress of Zion—which is the City of David.

2 Samuel 5

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%205&version=NIV

According to the Old Testament the Israelites did not build Jerusalem but the Jebusites lived there first and the Israelites invaded it

@red_dread

It does not make sense to me in terms of motives either

But in Eric Blair / George Orwell's 1984

I believe that they stopped actually fighting wars against enemies and simply staged attacks against their own country in order to make it look like they were fighting a war

because they merely needed civilians to believe they were at war with an enemy in order to control them when in reality the government was at war against it's own civilians

We are ruled by news agencies

@SamHarris

They have it easy they can apply for PhD degree in USA and marry American citizens then divorce him

or they can just get men from other countries who come to China to marry them

The only person preventing them from getting married is themself

That is assuming Chinese men are not asking them to marry them which they probably still are because there are more men than women

@UncleIroh

You really surprised me when it was a Chinese man instead of a woman with her dog