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@Scubbie

It would be called deport to New York and it would Rhyme

@RoninGrey

I am not talking about assassanating people

I am talking about if someone you know takes up a dangerous and stupid hobby and you warn them how dangerous it is and then they decide to do it anyway so you buy life insurance for someone with their name

And then if it is a group hobby you try to find out all the names of people in their hobby group and by life insurance for someone with their name

But the benefits go to you instead of one of their relatives

@Terry

Jim Traficant whose name sounds like traffic allegedly got in a tractor accident

Traficant had room to be more supportive of Israel

@relentless_eduardo

I do not know who these people are?

What is the difference between skipping quickly and jogging slowly?

Tall people wearing clothes associated with Orthodox Jews are Nephilim

Brooklyn New York should be used as the next Guantanamo Bay

It would be cheaper to house suspected terrorists as prisoneds in Brooklyn than Guantanomo Bay when you consider transportation costs

What if they had contests to dig the longest and widest holes in each of the national or State capitals instead of the Olympics

They could then fill these holes with trash when the contest is over

After that they could take the metal off of skyscrapers and pour molten metal into the hole until it is completely sealed

The molten metal plug would prevent the trash from entering the oceans

It would be better for the environment than the regular Olympics according to some random person

@N_Y_SparkyOxCable

An injury or illness to your organs deeper than your surface abdominal region might cause pain somewhere else

If they think it is refered pain then it might make sense to examine somewhere else but it sounds like incompetence to me if they did not tell you why they chose one location instead of where the pain is. They might have switched your file with someone else.