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@zero

Someone could make fancy looking artistic scissors that look like that and sell them for more money than scissors that work better but are less artistic looking?

fishin

...

too lazy

to be cutting a big hole in the ice
...

he threw that dynamite

just as far as he could throw it.

But he forgot that Uncle Charlie

had his big old black Labrador and like

in the truck, you know.

The dog saw that dynamite go, man,

he said, "Hey that's a stick."

Wham, he went after it. (laughs)

And they just stood there and they could,

could, "No, no, no, come back Erin."

And the dog went over and got that,

and started bringing it back

https://subslikescript.com/movie/Frozen_Stupid-758747

Pastor Shepherd
2010 · 1 hr 34 min
TV-14
Comedy
A down-on-his-luck salesman finds his way into a new line of work after taking his ailing mom on a journey to meet her favorite televangelist.
Audio Languages: English
Subtitles: English
Starring:Don WorleyDanny TrejoMaria-Elena LaasDiane HruskaJosh PerrySewell Whitney
Directed by:Edwin L. Marshall

https://tubitv.com/movies/100029355/pastor-shepherd

"How to get rich by sending me money"

The First Degree: Woman Is First Person With Down Syndrome To Graduate From Rowan University

https://www.forbes.com/sites/allisonnorlian/2020/05/21/the-first-degree-woman-is-first-person-with-down-syndrome-to-graduate-from-rowan-university/

Noelia Garella, Latin America's first teacher with Down syndrome, who is revolutionizing her community's education system...

Garella told Agence France-Presse. "Ever since I was little, I have always wanted to be a teacher."

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/inspirational-stories/news/a41165/noelia-garella-down-syndrome-teacher/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHhWdp2qskc

Dr. Karen Gaffney: First living person with Down syndrome to receive honorary doctorate

University of Portland

Youtube

https://njhumanities.org/public-scholar/karen-gaffney-ph-d/

Karen Gaffney, PhD, is the author of Dismantling the Racism Machine: A Manual and Toolbox (Routledge, 2018), an accessible introduction to race and racism with tools for action. She’s an English professor at Raritan Valley Community College, where she teaches courses on composition, gender, and race.

graduate students have six times greater risk of experiencing depression and anxiety as compared to the general population

https://grad.rutgers.edu/news/alarming-mental-health-crisis-among-graduate-students

Imagine how hilarious it is & how much this is based on blind faith and trust in the system

Someone tells you there were stars somewhere that you can not personally confirm or observe because you are blind and you get college credit for repeating what you were told but do not know

I would suggest if you are blind you can feel where some objects are involved in some experiments and confirm what you are scientifically testing

But you can not reach out and feel where the stars are in the sky

Someone can be blind having never seen a star and be allowed to take astronomy at a University and the taxpayers are going to pay for it

And not the astronomy for people who know real physics and took other physics classes first but the astronomy where they tell you the answers

Like instead of doing calculations for mathematical theories that allegedly show a big bang they tell you there was a big bang and that is what smart people discovered but you do not have to do the math

So I was talking to this blind person and he said that he hits his head a lot and other blind people hit their head a lot

He claimed if you where glasses it is less bad when you hit your head. Maybe they are supposed to protect the eyes. Although personally I would imagine having the glasses frame slammed into your eyes could make it worse.

He said he did not wear a helmet because all the other blind people would make fun of him

How could they see the helmet to know to make fun of him?

@irie

I support the United States congress voting to declare war on all countries in the United Kingdom that are under the English crown and finishing the war against King George once and for all, making them territories of the United States of America and legalizing Holocaust denial

@irie

And this proves that Jews are not trying to replace white people with Japanese people

So you are not supposed to take your shoes off in gyms

How can I lift weights with dorsiflexor muscles where I can control the amount of force they are resisting without getting kicked out of gyms

@SamHarris

I believe that in tank girl they have showers that send sand out of the shower head instead of water as the new way people do things after a water shortage

They also have a scene talking about doing oil changes using a tweezer and a microscope that someone told me is a joke about Jewish Mohels

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Girl_(film)