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I'm a 600-lb. man.

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It is legal in some jurisdictions to buy lithium oretate as a nutritional supplement and it might be a dietary element important for human nutrition

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Men should not date, not hook up, not marry and not sleep around

Unless society changes it's laws even if it means they will never do those things

And if they did those things in the past but are unmarried in the present then they should not do those things again

Women can be fkn mean bro, especially when they know that you actually love them.

If we are going to talk about non-canonical books the one that gets me is Testament of Solomon. It was almost certainly writen in the second or third millennium despite claiming to be written by King Solomon and is mostly associated with a lot of conspiracy theories surrounding the Free Masons, but what I found striking about it was the demons themselves and the way they described what they were and what they did and what motivated them.

Some of them clearly started as mortal men and women. The sorcerer that had the snake pokemon battle with Moses was there as an Anubis like entity, but there was a woman who killed her children in life and now in death as a demon causes miscarriages and SIDS. Others cause birth defects, insomnia, and arthritis.

Not shocking that they assign demons to illness and disease, but others do things like put intrusive thoughts in your head. Literally the whole trying to go to sleep at 1am and they whisper "hey, remember that time..." or "Yeah, that dog you're petting sure is cute. Squeeze it until its eyes bulge."

Other demons knock shit out of your hands in hopes that you will take God's name in vain and some try to make you miss church.

It all sounds like cartoon villain mustache twirling, but then you get to the ones that try to reward bad behavior. One of them makes sure if you go out drinking and gambling instead of going to church you win, and if you go to church then do that that you lose. If you just give into sin and go fuck hookers or get into bar fights they make sure your life is nice and easy. If you try to get back on the right path they make your life hard.

And then I thought really hard about my own experiences and got real spooked because a lot of that lined up pretty well.

They hate you more than you could ever imagine and they're willing to be more petty than you could ever fathom just to trip you up in little ways- according to that book. And I believe it.

@Omega_Variant hitting me with that cucumber, getting his ass tagged in the religious thread listening to we schizos as punishment.

On that note, I unironically think schizophrenia is just demonic possession.

A group of people wrote the Torah, and they were of the tribes of Israel, and they settled in the middle east and wrote a language called Hebrew and so these people could be called Hebrews or Israelites or Judeans

the people who attacked the Romans and were sent to exile were a portion of these people, who intermarried with the Babylonians and wrote a book called the Talmud and made an entirely new religion

and some of these people today exist as a group called the Jew - and are not even genetically related to the people who wrote the Torah and do not follow the Torah and have completely different customs and culture from the people who followed the Torah

please do not claim the Jews - a vile and modern race - were the people of the Torah as it is simply untrue

@shortstories supposed to be that black woman. It's a crappy security camera if that was a Philippine woman she would eat it, just saying 😜

Hundreds of ceramic poppies stolen from Auckland veterans’ graves https://www.byteseu.com/2024299/ #auckland #defence #NewZealand

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1902271133344866304

Were the original Pagans LGBTQP+ supporting hippies or did Kikes make Neo-paganism become that way?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hTzOwq86r9Q

Hellworld Report 1 with Shoeonhead

I did not post this earlier because I was confused how there could be a first episode that was new when there was already an entire Hellworld series

But she explains Hellworld report is different than Hellworld there is the extra word report

This might be a few months old but is still relevant

She explains how people who support welfare should oppose welfare fraud because it makes people less likely to non fraud based welfare

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70uTOeDpgTo

A toll booth in Illinois and the United States government does nothing to stop it

A toll booth in Iran and people drop bombs based on orders from United States government officials

Let's stop toll booths in our own country before we interfere with foreign tollbooths

It is a myth that the government is there to protect you from tollbooths

https://imgflip.com/i/arsuin

https://web.archive.org/web/20260514180927/https://imgflip.com/i/arsuin

Based on the one simple fact that

Ashkenazi Jews on average have a lower percent ancestry from ancient Israel than Syrian Palestinians

Adam Green's notion of Christianity being originally a Ashkenazi Jewish psyop is debunked

Now are the majority of present day Churches, Mosques and Synagogues participating in a PsyOp similar to what he describes? Yes

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But the Old and New Testament were not originally designed to get people to support Ashkenazi Jews, Ashkenazi Jews did not even exist when they were written

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