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AOC survived the holocaust I saw a picture that said "holocaust survivor" so it must be true

"We have to leave Afghanistan no matter the cost, America is done fighting wars on foreign soil. Now if you'll excuse me I have to cut a check to Ukraine for half a trillion dollars to fund their fight against Russia and then implement a draft so American men can die for Israel."

Poetry

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The victims of a guy who ranted about how blacks were taking over the country and wanted to "send them back where they came from"

> only killed white people
> ex military with "mental instability"
> posted and admitted to wanting to kill people "hearing voices"
> Choosen location "Maine" 95% white demographic
> fed knew about him before the shooting
> evaded police for 48 hours before mysteriously dying, no footage of the shooting itself
> no bodies of the victims shown
> no cctv

@Stahesh @beautiful_bastard @cuddlebaboon Just imagine how much bullshit you can produce with a money printing machine.

👀 #TIL Monopoly wasn't invented by the Parker Brothers, nor the man they gave it credit for. In 1904, Monopoly was originally called The Landlord's Game, and was invented by a radical woman. Elizabeth Magie's original game had not one, but two sets of rules to choose from.
One was called "Prosperity", where every player won money anytime another gained a property. And the game was won by everyone playing only when the person with the least doubled their resources. A game of collaboration and social good.
The second set of rules was called "Monopoly", where players succeeded by taking properties and rent from those with less luck rolling the dice. The winner was the person who used their power to eliminate everyone else.
Magie's mission was to teach us how different we feel when playing Prosperity vs Monopoly, hoping that it would one day change national policies.
When the Parker Bros adopted the game, they erased the "Prosperity" rules and celebrated "Monopoly".
#ElizabethMagie #Monopoly #Landlord
HT Tumblr.com/soberscientistlife

Every day

Lol! Or so we don't get shot at a bowling ally. Bad people are out there and no laws are going to stop them. Protect yourselves.

Microsoft seems to honestly believe that the reason people don't love them is because they're just not annoying enough.

neowin.net/news/microsoft-now-wants-you-to-take-a-poll-before-installing-google-chrome/

They now force you to take a quiz before you can install Chrome on a new Windows system. Not sure if that applies to other browsers like Brave or Vivaldi.

Curiously, the response "Just fuck off Prajeet" is not among the listed options.

Oregon State University warned students and staff to avoid all robots.

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oregon-state-university-warns-avoid-robots-bomb-threat-involving-food-rcna121991

Good advice in general, though this was related to a bomb threat which turned out to be a "prank".

The sort of prank that is likely to get you mandated bed and breakfast at a federal facility for an extended duration.

Which of you works for the Chinese State Media?

Jews gotta do what Jews gotta do