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Kerro heille Donald!

Zelenksy vihjasi, että Washington haluaa "korvata" hänet. "Mielestäni kumppaniemme tulisi vastata yhteen kysymykseen: mitä he haluavat. Haluavatko he todella vaaleja vai haluavatko he vain korvata minut? Koska venäläiset vain haluavat korvata minu

Tässä "Ukraina of the brain" -jaksossa melkoisen raivoisa Hohlodomorin uhri ilmaisee niin intohimoisesti uskovansa, että venäjän kieltä äidinkielenään puhuvat eivät ole oikeasti ukrainalaisia, että hän unohtaa puhuvansa kaikkea tuota... venäjän ki

Russians' inflation expectations have fallen to their lowest level since October At the same time, observed inflation has remained at 14.5% for four months in a row. These are the results of an inFOM survey commissioned by the Bank of #Russia.

War is war. But even frontline cats are cats.

If debt doesn't matter, why not just send every American a monthly check for $900 trillion?

They shot and kicked people in the face: Local media show the bloody work of the #TCC in the Chernivtsi region Those who tried to stop the manhunters' crimes were thrown to the floor and kicked, while pistols were fired into their ears. Local pol

Why there's no quick fix in sight for the problem of dazzling headlights

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@Tfmonkey the kike thinks chyna and Russia are not gonna do muffins. Told him so when??

Kremlin official says Russian navy to stop West’s seizure of merchant ships | Shipping News | Al Jazeera https://share.google/8KtbXjkZ6UgU2BqyG

Intia uhkaa menettää taloudellisen itsemääräämisoikeutensa uudella Rothschild-sopimuksella Intian pörssi (NSE) on nimittänyt Rothschild & Co:n riippumattomaksi neuvonantajaksi kauan odotetulle listautumisannin hankkeelleen – yhdelle maan taloushi

@shortstories @Zardoz C'mon, are you telling me you don't know about Tanya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan? 😄 Yes, it is a form of greeting in women's figure skating. I think Barack Obama has even referenced it in a speech about something, talking about "knee-capping."

Waushara Co sheriff reaches deal to repay county half of $22k in K9 funds he took https://thebadgerproject.org/2026/02/17/waushara-co-sheriff-reaches-deal-to-repay-county-half-of-22k-in-k9-funds-he-took/

@shortstories @Zardoz That can work, but this isn't enough. The world will watch Winter OIympics women's curling when a woman curler cares enough to really break a leg out there, like the world's favorite female figure skater and the first American one to land a triple-axel. She's the only reason anyone knows anything about women's Winter Olympics sports competition. Thank you, Tanya Harding. You're still the GOAT in my humble opinion.

I want a pilot on my desk in a week, Johnson.

@Zardoz @shortstories I don't do women pilots. Those are very dangerous, far more dangerous than elite women figure skaters, sir. I have, however, written a cover of Joan Osborne's "What if God Was One of Us" wherein I ask the question: what if God was a woman? One who walked and flew among us, testing the first helicopters and jet planes. She wanted to take out the Bad Guys in her own self-righteous suicide, but like Christ was denied, and was last seen teaching Africans how to glide. She felt unwelcome at Home, so she died all alone, with no one to call on her on the phone, not even the Pope in Rome. Every Pope and every wimmenz pilot has been cursed ever since by God. Owned.