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A informed Latter day Saint would never call Jesus Holy Father, because he's their spirit brother and the firstborn Son of the Father (who's a different being).

Atheist Missionary Wonders If You Have A Few Minutes To Talk About Nothing

https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-missionary-wonders-if-you-have-a-few-minutes-to-talk-about-nothing/?utm_source=fediverse

Some context for those not from America, there are some US states like Mississippi where half the population is a race of coal black monkey men who do zero work and stand around all day going “ooo ooo aaa aaa” and slipping on banana peels and these places are STILL better off than the UK

RT: https://shin.mugicha.club/objects/863f1396-189a-4344-b048-1a0e405ebb25

I'd like to see Ursula von der Leyen and Brigitte Macron in a UFC fight. I don't know why... I just would. If Brigette wins, France controls the EU. If Ursula wins... well continue on.

Stats?
Age: Brigitte Macron: 73
Age: Ursula von der Leyen: 67

Height: Brigitte Macron: 5'6"
Height: Ursula von der Leyen: 5'3"

WHO WOULD WIN?

@shortstories Science is needed to investigate this plan!

It's funny, we have reached a point where, they are now shaming France for humiliating the woman who let the Nazis in.

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2026/03/ohio-lawmakers-latest-stunt-violating-the-first-amendment-to-police-what-people-wear.html

There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.

This was my take, as well. I keep a spreadsheet with the calcs / math, update it with whatever changes, copy to the fillable forms = done. Even after Trump's "reforms" made self-employed business filings more complicated (more sub-forms), it's still child's play.

The problem is, most 'mericans can't do 4th grade reading-comprehension and math, any more. The jews were afraid that made them too-smart = dangerous.

@Tfmonkey Wizards of the Coast pays its artist about 1-1.5K per art piece for Magic The Gathering art. The artist do the art in about a week.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8OV0_Pd-OAs

Who was Allah before Islam

Religion for breakfast

Youtube

Karen defuser.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AeIKD2YABHs

Indian replaced by Indians.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ihFZeEoE-uU

Tech CEO Says Unemployment is Our GLORIOUS FUTURE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu_CvFRKw5A

My normally super-calming rain-sounds streaming playlist betrayed me last night and played a bunch of loud, violent thunderstorm sounds leading me to have nightmares 😱😅

None of that tonight lol

#random thoughts ⛈️