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Hey, remember how I said getting my keyboard to work right on macOS would be a simple matter of changing a few of the keymappings on the QMK firmware?

Turns out, since the last time I worked with those mappings, QMK has completely changed how keyboards are defined and laid out in the source files.

So fuck me I guess I'm just not allowed to build any firmware at all until I completely redo all the work I did four years ago, because their automatic translation layer doesn't fucking work either.

>Rick turns himself into a pickle (again) and is kidnapped by galactic security agents, mistaking him for a veggie tale character who has escaped containment.

Ukrajina vymiera, Kyjev je pripravený dovážať milióny pracovníkov z Afriky, — European Conservative Kvôli demografickému kolapsu Kyjev vážne diskutuje o dovoze miliónov gastarbeiterov z Afriky.

http://www.casusbelli.live/

http://www.casusbelli.live/
Fínsko chce zrušiť obmedzenia na dovoz a skladovanie jadrových zbraní v krajine Príslušný návrh vláda predložila parlamentu. „Vláda navrhuje odstrániť právne prekážky, ktoré bránia dovozu jadrových zariadení do Fínska

Does anyone get the feeling that if our overlords decreed that everyone must have their thumbs amputated, Americans would agree that the law makes sense and must be obeyed?

https://www.ajc.com/opinion/2026/03/us-is-headed-for-a-debt-spiral-at-this-rate-iran-war-makes-things-worse/

‘Not sick’: Aussie men push back on paid period leave in the workplace.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/not-sick-aussie-men-push-back-on-paid-period-leave-in-the-workplace/news-story/b1c05868e0363d4b7092016eb26b4104

@MrpoopyButhole 1940s cartoon https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lk1jClafUZQ

1 Earth day is celebrated on the 22nd and the number 22 is symbolic of sacrifice in some traditions

2 One of the cofounders of earth day is called Gay Lord

3 One of the other cofounders of earth day was claimed to have killed his girlfriend and composted her according to this article

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna42711922

4 Kikes commit more pollution per person on average than those they classify as Goyim due to their role as a manageroal class. One Kike commits more pollution than one Asian Indian

@Mr_Mister it's because whites report crimes and nogger crimes are not counted

@Mr_Mister If you changed that from states to be a finer grain and include cities, you'd see something even more revealing.

Hmmmm interesting

Mark Corske's engines of domination

Lifting Veils

Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWq5YnH6n6c&app=desktop

Archived at web dot archive dot org

https://web.archive.org/web/20160816073908/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWq5YnH6n6c&app=desktop

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1893911405156311040

Olive Oil becomes President and tries to tax unmarried men in this cartoon with Popeye

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lk1jClafUZQ

Ramaswamay the political figure

1 allegedly bought rights to a drug then had his mother run small enough tests to market it then stock prices went up then sold stock right before later tests showed it was not actually effective to do what it was claimed to do

2 Has connections with Rabbi, and Israel

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pwy0cndaMPg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2FtA4Ia5Ox8

Israeli "Defense" Force

IDF allegedly admits to defacing statue of Jesus

Jimmy Dore makes series of jokes with similar themes to the concept of Israel not prosecuting war crimes done by Israel but investigating defacement of statue done by IDF

https://www.latimes.com/world/middleeast/la-fg-cia-pentagon-isis-20160327-story.html