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In the 20th century women could apply makeup while driving

In the 21st century men who identify as women could apply makeup while driving

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How Satan Has Infiltrated Science

May 5, 2026

Satan avoids the Scientific Method by concentrating on the past and future, realms inaccessible to direct scrutiny. The paper discusses the creation-evolution debate and how creationists claim that scientists have

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The Kikes came for them and people did not speak out because the Kikes censored them

I blame Kikes for the war between Russia and Ukraine

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Who will save the carrots?

Also, why not just use red lighting?

@shortstories @MSP_SMIMSA Yes we would usually just use the blue kote spray. It sprays the chicken's wounds blue so the other chickens would be tricked and not murder him. Thank you friend.

@shortstories @Humpleupagus Parallel separate legal jurisdiction operating side-by-side with American Common Law courts and all that jazz.

Don’t mention stuff like that if you’re getting pulled over 😬

The jewish police just showed up at my house. I left because they wouldn't stop talking.

@shortstories @Humpleupagus What I find missing from their literature is the basic awareness that Monopoly of Force is really all they need to establish their legitimacy. Thus has it always been.

The irony of the sovereign citizen is the need for sovereign citizen judges.

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The best thing might be to call the real police and say that people impersonating police are trying to arrest you and hope that if you do get arrested you get arrested by a gentile who will not kill you before the trial instead of being put inside a kike operated death van where they execute people inside a vehicle like they claim the Germans did during the holocaust

@shortstories @viatorem @VooDooMedic it's a religion based on breaking the spirit of the law while finding technicalities that allow you to claim you aren't breaking the letter of the law.

I am more concerned that people who believe the mainstream news can vote than that foreigners can vote in the United States elections

"I created two more Clarence Thomases using forbidden sorcery and this Uncle Ruckus instructional video"

@shortstories Don't think they have any arrest powers, probably citizens arrest kind of thing! Maybe someone else will know more.

I love the time of the year, when light wakes you up before the morning alarm 🥰

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How do we migrate from respect to cash?

"Make the happy path obvious"