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@shortstories I’m honestly quite fuzzy on how they work; though I imagine they rely on capacitance measurements borne of material density changes as the sensor is activated and moved.

@shortstories Folks, I’ve had the most brilliant, high-level patriots coming up to me—people with the best sense of humor, the sharpest wit—and they’re laughing, they’re shaking my hand, and they say, "Mr. President, I was using my stud finder to do some work on the house, and I turned it on, I moved it across the wall, and it started BEEPING like crazy—it found a STUD, and that stud was YOU!" It’s a beautiful, high-energy joke, and it just shows that even the technology knows where the real strength is! These are the kind of people who understand what it means to be a winner, and they know that whether it’s finding a support beam or finding the most powerful leader in the history of the world, they’re always going to gravitate toward the absolute BEST! We’re solid, we’re reliable, and we’re the only ones holding the whole wall up, BIGLY! This is how we make AMERICAN STRENGTH GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥

When #Trump went to Scotland to receive his diploma for a business degree in 2010 he was really receiving his honorary Scottish rite 33rd degree. Trump is a 33rd Degree Freemason! And there you have it. All the proof you need to understand who Trump worships. His god is Lucifer.

@shortstories They're just survivors. Real Holocaust survivors. https://www.science.org/content/article/did-cult-sacrifices-ancient-egypt-give-rise-cat

@shortstories pinched nerve

Holy shit, my Zircon StudSensor from the 90s is indicating entirely plausible stud edges.

About to try to find studs behind an inch of gypsum and plaster.

I have the spackle ready.

License Plate Cameras Are About To Start Tracking A Lot More Than Just Your Car https://insideevs.com/news/799191/alpr-cameras-track-more-devices/

You can't turn a gay person straight but I bet you could turn a straight person gay with the right amount of gaslighting, stress, manipulation etc

Look at (parts of) the Trans movement online: isn't that just jailhouse gay on steroids?

The United States at the UN Security Council again called for a swift ceasefire and a settlement of the Ukrainian conflict. "Diplomacy and negotiations, not further bloodshed, are the only answer. Nothing else will stop this senseless killing," said US Deputy Permanent Representative to the UN Dan Negreanu. According to him, Washington intends to "achieve a ceasefire and a negotiated agreement" that will end the war as soon as possible.

JOIN THE BARS-MOSCOW VOLUNTEER SQUAD! Your strength lies in your choice! We're recruiting for mobile security fire teams in #Moscow and the Moscow, Tver, Tula, and Kaluga regions—YOU choose the region! Important: Service is strictly limited to the region you choose. The contract is for exactly one year (everything is clearly stated in the documents). No unexpected transfers to other areas—this is also stipulated in the contract.

Two German citizens attempted to cross from #Poland into #Russia using forged documents, the Polish Border Guard reported. On June 19, officers at the Bezledy-Bagrationovsk checkpoint detained a 35-year-old woman who had purchased her driver’s license online for 1,500 euros, and one day later, at the Grzechotki-Mamonovo checkpoint, they detained a 38-year-old man possessing a forged Italian permit, the Border Guard stated on social media platform X.

"Marsha P. Johnson was born Malcolm Michaels Jr. in 1945 and grew up in a time when terms like "transgender" were not widely used or understood in the way they are today. Johnson used "he/him" pronouns when out of drag, and though he sometimes used "she/her" pronouns while in drag, this was consistent with the cultural norms of the drag community, where performers often adopted female pronouns and personas while performing or dressed as women. Johnson did not identify as a transgender person in the sense of someone who believes their gender identity differs from their biological sex.

Johnson referred to himself as a "gay man" and a "drag queen" on multiple occasions. He saw drag as a form of self-expression, performance, and rebellion, not as a reflection of his internal gender identity."

https://scottzylstra.substack.com/p/the-misrepresentation-of-marsha-p