@ButtWorldsMan I see nothing funny. I see a female doing what female nature and society encourages her to do. I see a male suffering the effects thereof.
Are you ready to stop this in the name of your pride and your self-respect, western man?
I know what it is to have no self-respect and therefore not fight back or even speak against it; so, I feel compassion for men in this situation. A precious few can save themselves by their own will, but it is the only way to be saved.
@BiggusDiccus Watch historical documentaries, they often have the best stuff on how it used to be done, especially with hand tools if you're going for that. You can also dig into how people make whiskey and wine barrels today. Modern videos tend to cut parts of the process out though the hobbyists often will at least explain things.
Here are some links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccoHCSKMf-E
@theFlow Porn?
@Shlomo That is precious and wholesome!
@BiggusDiccus No books, I'm afraid. To learn to cooper, I had to watch hours of youtube videos and even then, it's never as good as an actual teacher.
@ButtWorldsMan If she says it's 4+5=12, you tell her she's wrong, and then you have your 8 year old son tutor his mother because clearly she needs to go back to elementary school.
@ButtWorldsMan I like his assessment: Accurate and pithy.
@ButtWorldsMan @mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey We shall see" is and always has been a favourite of mine.
@Shlomo The AI-generated individual in that image reminds me of a Muppet alien you'd see in Mos Eisley.
@UncleIroh Looks like someone didn't read the washing machine user manual.
@ButtWorldsMan @YoMomz I am grateful you can bring these things to the wider world such as it is.
@VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey @mrhorsetwat The advice to just swap out the carb for lettuce or eggs is good advice for most people though who are less concerned than I am about these things.
@VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey @mrhorsetwat ..., but homegrown Kennebec or other heirloom varieties of potatoes or homemade rye bread/whole wheat sourdough are above and beyond being just vehicles for other things. Even rice can be eaten enjoyably by itself without any sauce or toppings if it is prepared correctly and is of good quality.
@VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey @mrhorsetwat I was listening to the Saturday show, and I need to make mention of something: good potatoes, good bread, and good rice are not just filler, and they don't taste the same. I will grant that most commercially available products such as your average Russet potatoe or your generic white bread at Aldi, don't taste very good and are used by the masses as vehicles for other products such as meats and vegetables.
@Mongoliaboo @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic Please keep in mind that BDSM encompasses more than just masochism and sadism. The "BD" is there too.
@ButtWorldsMan I'm glad to have helped. The yellow colour was caused by the turmeric in the curry powder.
@Shlomo Missed opportunity to make a Beetles reference. He /is/ the egg man.
@kaede_waifu Cool. Good luck!
@ButtWorldsMan Good start. Try a dash of cumin with the curry powder and garlic powder, and a pinch of cayenne if you want heat..
Also, once you figure out about how much spice you want on the rice, mix the spices together ahead of time instead of adding them to the rice individually.
@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey "The phone rang as the autumn rain fell outside my window. I thought the call would be like any other case: some dame would be flapping about another canary stealing away her man and offering me my usual cabbage. It wouldn't be worth a second puff let alone a new butt.
I picked up the phone and realized it was The Monkey, and he wanted to gab on some story a newshawk broad has spilled; said there was a scuffle in the sandbox, and he knew it was the Small Hats..."
Yes, I am THAT DoubleD.
No, I will not explain further.