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@RoninGrey @TenaciousGoat

That's nice, best way to stay in shape is to make it easy.

You would think a pastry doing pull-ups wouldn't deform the door but they just don't make things like they used to.

@RoninGrey @ButtWorldsMan

I'm convinced that the sex robot revolution is going to change men at least as much as social media has changed women.

Women have no idea what's coming - a tidal wave of male disinterest that they cannot cope with.

@ButtWorldsMan idk why people ask bitches anything at all about anything at all, even subjects they should allegedly know something about.

Aww sheeit. I used to have this record as a child. Played it all the time on my parents' record player.

This has their best version of "Witch Doctor" on it, too. But the rest of the album is ridiculously good quality.

1980's Chipmunks, man. Great recordings.

https://youtu.be/6mZl6sex_kM?feature=shared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31HaTbWONmQ

@basedbagel @TenaciousGoat Raccoons aren't that heavy, so that's not a problem for my door frame. But yeah, same convenience. I can hide it right behind the door and everything still looks clean.

@RoninGrey @TenaciousGoat

I had to retire my pull-up bar as it ended up deforming my door.

I bought a barbell and some plates for cheap off craigslist.

All I need is power rack and a bench and I can do 90% of my workouts at home.

Here’s a challenge for January: stfu about these pointless challenges and set some personal goals to make you a more unique and individual thinker. Strive to quit following everyone else into whatever vapid void that social networks have waiting for you. Try and do something positive for yourself and quit parroting the same dogshit nonsense everyone else says. Try and find some relief in who you are, not what unrealistic expectations are of what you should be.

@TenaciousGoat I'm getting a similar one next week. Mine has pull bands at the front. Won't take up space in my little apartment. Easy folding into the closet.

@TenaciousGoat I have set for 7+ years.

But the pull up bar I bought 3+5 years ago

I personally thing this was my best investment

Watching UK survivor men vs women. It's absolutely fucking amazing.

Week 1:
-Men
Built a sustained campfire, built a camp with a roof, have a bed above ground, finally manage to hunt down proper meat and eat some iguana around a campfire like champions who returned to monke.

-Women
Cry before getting to the island. Cry when on the island. Spend time talking to each other. Try to build a structure but it immediately falls apart. Get lost in forest by walking in circles. Cry some more.

Man drama:

Two dudes butt heads. Tribal meeting happens to address problems among unga bunga tribe. One guy pulls a bitch-up and decides to leave the island. He is now shunned by other men who are working and lost respect for him.

Woman drama:

Woman has mental breakdown after couple of days. In a complete woman momen she blames the host of the show (Bear Grylls) for her suffering. There's a lot of bitching and then she quits. They all have a hug or whatever. Women think she's a retard anyway.

Men: return to monke
Women: return to men

Oh no not my heckin welfarinos

Men multiple weeks in: everyone has a bed above ground to avoid insect bites; sleep like kings. They build a raft for fishing. They successfully hunt and eat an alligator. They have a constant source of protein through fishing. Shit talk each other over laziness; parasites are despised. One guy in his 40s is basically a fucking king keeping the men afloat and he's wired to be a turbo provider because he loves his wife and sons.

Man island status: new civilization formed.

(1/2)

Women multiple weeks in: they've already failed because producers had to replace their fire making kit. 2 friendly pigs magically appear at their camp as they struggle to find food. They make them pets. Refuse to kill. Starve for a few days. Kill pigs. Cry about it. Still sleeping on ground. Find another pig. One woman kills it because others refuse. Stuff meat inside one jerry can (used for water boiling). It rots. They lose precious can. Producers save them again.

Woman island status: doomed.

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Artist: Camille Camila

Happy New Year, my guys.

Wishing you prosperity, protection, and good fortune.

🦝🦊

@TenaciousGoat

It is a good idea and you can listen to educational or entertaining material while lifting without giving money to a evil corporation that probably promoted the lockdown and does not have male only spaces in the gym

You can also lift as much as you want without worrying about someone else wanting to use the equipment

Time travelling to the gym a low or no intensity exercise can be spent lifting weights which mught be higher intensity

But
Machine
Variety
Maintenance
Space

Happy New Year Everyone

Here's a song to bring in the new year ..