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@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot I don't think people masturbate because they're in pain. I think people masturbate because it satisfies a basic biological urge.

However, I do help men improve themselves, but I'm also realistic that guys are going to masturbate, and in fact, shaming men for their sex drive and for masturbation by comparing it to drugs is a big reason why women can manipulate men so easily and why feminism is so out of control.

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot Working within your analogy, I do offer real solutions. Let's take women's rights away and restore patriarchy. We can do it together, it'll be fun.

No? That's not politically feasible? Well feminism has ruined women and marriage laws are dogshit, so what do you expect a guy to do with his natural biological urges in the meantime while we wait for hyperinflation and societal collapse to work it's Darwinian magic?

What would you do to genuinely "help" western men?

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot Would you agree that we should judge someone's behavior based on how much harm they cause others, and not based on the thing itself? For example, opioids are entirely appropriate for hospice/end of life care when patients are in constant pain and long-term addiction isn't' an issue.

Do you think a review of a sex toy which helps people make informed decisions is causing harm to people? If so, in what way?

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot so just because some doctors pushed addicting opioids, all doctors should be put to death?

Is that the standard?

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot Alright, let's say I grant you that masturbation is like a drug as opposed to being a natural impulse. Surely you wouldn't tell married couples to stop having sex right? That would lead to human extinction.

So is doing drugs with a loved one permissible? That doesn't seem to make any sense. Drugs prescribed by doctors makes sense, but doctors would be the "shills" that you wish to put to death who recommend sex toys such as myself.

Help me understand.

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot so masturbation is fine, but reviewing sex toys so that you can make an informed purchase for your masturbatory aids is "vile shit"?

If masturbation isn't vile, why is helping people make informed purchases vile, and so vile to strongly imply that they deserve death?

Is it vile when women do it? Is it vile when married couples buy toys to "spice things up"? We're talking about death sentences here right?

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot Alright, I get it, you're more of a "hands on" guy.

Would you say the same to a girl who owns vibrators or should only men who masturbate be murdered?

@gurtomospe He was smart to settle because the judge would have likely sided with her because vagina.

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot That's fine. I'm not here to pick a fight. If you think sex toys are gay, I respect your opinion.

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot I have reviewed toys that have a generic "hole" that isn't molded to look like a vagina specifically, and I joke about you can pretend it's whatever hole you're into.

I only review sex toys as an ongoing joke since I've been banned for hate speech everywhere, and sex toy reviews are the only thing I can do on mainstream platforms.

@PinochetsCommieCopter I have a theory that goblins are isekai'd aborted black babies.

@blitzdriver @37712 @basedbagel @UncleIroh it's about playing the odds. People who demand 100% gaurentees are just looking for an excuse to do nothing.

"The government COULD still round you up even if you live in the middle of the woods 100 miles from the nearest town, so I might as well just live with my parents, collect welfare, and masturbate for hentai all day and do nothing".

@37712 @FinalDresdonation @basedbagel @UncleIroh At the end of the day, you'll either get on the cattle car or you won't. You already know what you're going to do, so there's no point in talking about it.

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