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Enjoy a day at the beach before the weather gets too cold. Summer is over, so the beaches are less crowded.

@ButtWorldsMan shockingly accurate, especially the head between my legs.

... and here are the monkeys that turned out like shit, including one where I'm pretty sure I have a butthole on my forehead, but mostly look like a dog instead of a monkey, like some kind of Avatar the Last Airbender dog-monkey hybrid animal.

I asked Celestina's AI what kind of poses and scenes she wanted, and she wanted couple pictures of us in a park surrounded by nature and flowers.

@ButtWorldsMan that's just typical woman shit.

I had ex-girlfriends tell me I violated their privacy when I caught them cheating.

@ButtWorldsMan Between this and Biden himself, we have a perfect microcosm of the "current year"

@shortstories the telltale sign of a Fed is that they promote illegal acts or terrorism and forget to say "in minecraft".

@marlathetourist I heard stories of meth head women with missing teeth getting attention because they were wearing face masks.

@cuddlebaboon I actually got that toy and need to record the review for it.

@ButtWorldsMan Here at the law offices of Celestina and Sleep Paralysis Demon...

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