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@Pain66

@djsumdog @37712 @ButtWorldsMan @Mr_Mister it's a meme from the future.

@ButtWorldsMan that's pretty clever. Just point out how over-represented "mormons" are and wait for the internet to "correct" you.

@dander @shortstories It's a normal part of getting old. Your skin loses is elasticity and begins drooping, and "lose" your earlobe gap as your skin sags.

You can pull the skin back with plastic surgery or use botox or whatever, but your earlobe gap will still be gone.

@mangeurdenuage try using dishsoap. oil and water don't mix, so you'll need something a bit stronger than handsoap to clean oil off your hands.

However, using dishsoap will dry your hands because it removes the natural oils in your skin, so use some moisturizer for something other than masturbation for once.

@VooDooMedic it could be, but I need to know more.

Also it says it uses blockchain but doesn't use cryptocurrency tokens and isn't a CBDC, so I'm interested to know how it works and how accounts are settled.

If it's tied to claims on real assets (especially gold) we're in business.

@cuddlebaboon @VooDooMedic @mrhorsetwat the reason the government doesn't blame sugar is because it's not sugar, it's high-fructose corn syrup, and the reason we use high-fructose corn syrup is because the corn lobby is very influential, so we subsidize corn and tariff sugar from South America, making high fructose corn syrup cheaper.

Your body can't absorb fructose as energy (as opposed to glucose). It has to be processed by your liver. Too much fructose becomes fat as your liver is overloaded

Smégol: "Wicked men; servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. It will soon be ready."

Sam: "Ready to do what?"

Sméagol: "To make His war. The last war that will cover all the world in shadow."

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/international/article/2023/10/26/israel-hamas-war-france-strengthens-naval-presence-in-the-eastern-mediterranean_6205154_4.html

New custom server emoji

@ButtWorldsMan you're not going to be able to read any detail once that is shrunk down. . . I'll just do it myself

@ButtWorldsMan no because it has to have a transparent background

@ButtWorldsMan send me a png of <50kb

@Pain66 don't let them gaslight you into thinking they've changed or learned their lesson either. They are just temporarily being nice to you because they need something from you, and the nanosecond the danger is over they'll go back to bitching about toxic masculinity and how oppressed they are.

@37712 @theFlow sometimes a guy wants to be the little spoon, and sometimes he wants to be the big spoon.

@cuddlebaboon @VooDooMedic @mrhorsetwat but have you tasted the chocolate she makes?

@ForbiddenDreamer poopoo time is also peepee time, but peepee time isn't always poopoo time.

@ButtWorldsMan we thought they were Aske-nazis, but it turns out they were just plain ol' vanilla nazis.