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@Royper Defect to Russia

@beautiful_bastard Nice. I'll pass that along to AMR.

Nothing but anime girls on the timeline, so I guess Hezbollah cucked out and Globohomo wins. God dammit.

Once upon a time, a man felt he was entitled to the most desirable and highest-paying jobs, so he would lie on his resume in order to get interviews.

He always failed the interview and was never hired, but he refused to apply for a normal entry-level job because it was beneath him.

After a few years, nobody would even call him in for interviews anymore and he became bitter, blaming Capitalism and greedy business owners for his unemployment.

He faked an illness and went on disability. The End.

@ButtWorldsMan It turns out that in the end, it was, in fact, the Jews.

@poastoak @Shlomo

@poastoak @Shlomo No, but I have a degree in economics. Does that count?

@dander @shortstories If you can use thigh flesh to craft a frankenpenis for a tranny, I'm sure guys can get some extra skin added to their dicks, but I don't think it'll have the same sexual sensitivity.

@ButtWorldsMan The homeless give each other toothless blowjobs, they're not picky.

@Shlomo Is it my country tho?

Should I review another sex toy today or take the day off? I haven't taken a day off in a while. Then again, is reviewing a sex toy even count as work when you think about it?

These are the real philosophical questions.

@Terry they concentrate their efforts corrupting/influencing the bodies that actually have influence.

For example, the Senate voted unanimously to support Israel. Even Rand Paul, who "missed" the vote, was pressured to vote remotely.

The UN matters as much as a twitter poll, which is why it is allowed to be anti-Israel.

@MrpoopyButhole @furgar TWKD

@WashedOutGundamPilot @DemonSixOne This is the downside of dating fat chicks. Sure, they put out for a Sara Lee cheesecake, but they're lazy slobs.

@SuperLutheran I agree and I wish you luck. The early Christian church functioned very similarly on a small scale when it was an underground Roman movement after all.

I think you'll just find that if you succeed you'll be a victim of your own success and groups will insert their different values and politics into your movement in order to subvert it to their own ends, and in the end, things will be more or less exactly as they are, and if you try to impose an orthodoxy, your church will split.

@SuperLutheran Having a hands off approach and letting congregations do their thing will certainly work for growth, but how will you maintain consistency when it comes to the particulars of the religion?

There is a reason there are thousands and thousands of Christian denominations which all interpret the Bible differently and promote different values and politics.

@BigTony I thought Enter Electro had a weaker story than the original Spider Man on PS1, but it retained the comic-book charm and was still worth a playthrough.

@ImperialAgent He's partly right because the the economy SHOULD have crashed between March and May when the banks were failing, but unlike in 2008 when the government waited months before buying up the sub-prime mortgages, the Federal Reserve acted immediately to bail out banks in real-time.

GDP is only positive because of massive government debt and spending ($600B in one month).

We're heading for a debt crisis and something between stagflation and hyperinflation.

@SuperLutheran The problem is that while everyone might want change, nobody can agree on what they want instead.

Complaining casts a wide net and gets you a lot of support, but once you start suggesting solutions, you'll find that support erode and your support fracture into deferring groups with their out values and interests.

It takes a lot of resources to "reform and rebuild" anything, and historically consensus is built by the strong imposing THEIR vision on the weak.