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Celestina looks perfect. I look like a crackhead loony toon.

@cuddlebaboon @VooDooMedic I do like his Lord Humongous Mask.

@VooDooMedic @YoMomz I'm sure they'll try to push gun control like they always do. I doubt they'll succeed, but we'll see if this becomes the new "current thing" since support for Israel backfired against the Left.

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@VooDooMedic Nothing adds up, and I fully expect this to be completely memory holed. Whatever they were trying to accomplish didn't work, and nobody is interested in gun control right now while the news is scaring everyone about Muslim terrorism.

@Royper Defect to Russia

@beautiful_bastard Nice. I'll pass that along to AMR.

Nothing but anime girls on the timeline, so I guess Hezbollah cucked out and Globohomo wins. God dammit.

Once upon a time, a man felt he was entitled to the most desirable and highest-paying jobs, so he would lie on his resume in order to get interviews.

He always failed the interview and was never hired, but he refused to apply for a normal entry-level job because it was beneath him.

After a few years, nobody would even call him in for interviews anymore and he became bitter, blaming Capitalism and greedy business owners for his unemployment.

He faked an illness and went on disability. The End.

@ButtWorldsMan It turns out that in the end, it was, in fact, the Jews.

@poastoak @Shlomo

@poastoak @Shlomo No, but I have a degree in economics. Does that count?

@dander @shortstories If you can use thigh flesh to craft a frankenpenis for a tranny, I'm sure guys can get some extra skin added to their dicks, but I don't think it'll have the same sexual sensitivity.

@ButtWorldsMan The homeless give each other toothless blowjobs, they're not picky.

@Shlomo Is it my country tho?

Should I review another sex toy today or take the day off? I haven't taken a day off in a while. Then again, is reviewing a sex toy even count as work when you think about it?

These are the real philosophical questions.

@Terry they concentrate their efforts corrupting/influencing the bodies that actually have influence.

For example, the Senate voted unanimously to support Israel. Even Rand Paul, who "missed" the vote, was pressured to vote remotely.

The UN matters as much as a twitter poll, which is why it is allowed to be anti-Israel.

@MrpoopyButhole @furgar TWKD

@WashedOutGundamPilot @DemonSixOne This is the downside of dating fat chicks. Sure, they put out for a Sara Lee cheesecake, but they're lazy slobs.