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I tried to get the AI to make Celestina a robot, but it would only made me a robot, which still looks good. I guess this is the near-future after I shed my flesh and become a robot myself or something.

@kaia It's dangerous to go alone, take this:

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu @robbie I'm pretty sure he's being sacrastic. This is the fediverse, not Reddit.

@Cornelius What? You mean eliminating all academic standards and calling everyone racist didn't make us all equal?

@ButtWorldsMan yes, you are a true hero.

I would like to see the Right stop worshipping cops and the military.

For those who still have access to the mainstream, see if you can spread the idea that the Right needs to drop the "back the blue" and "thank you for your service" shit until the cops/military stop "following orders".

All the laws the government passes are just letters to Santa Claus without the police and military to enforce them.

@Stahesh @ButtWorldsMan @VooDooMedic It's already over. They tried flooding Saudi Arabia with Africans like in Europe and the Saudi's massacred them.

@Lorgar yeah Nyarlathotep is a corruptor, so he would be Slaanesh.

Nyarlathotep could also fuck with the Thousand Sons because he uses a lot of Egyptian motifs in his "Black Pharaoh" incarnation.

@Lorgar This is unrelated, but I have a theory about the Chaos Gods in the old World of Darkness and HP Lovecraft.

Nurgle = Wyld = Shub-Niggurath
Khorne = Wyrm = Azathoth
Tzeentch = Weaver = Yog-Sothoth

I kind of want an HP Lovecraft inspired demon army list with Cthulhu fighting a titan.

The AI finally gave me a decent "biting lip" picture, which is one of the most adorable faces.

@marlathetourist If I pulled my shoulder jerking off, I'd tell you because that would be funny.

@BlinkRape It was just a gimmick. It would still "call" the person normally, but it would automatically "chirp" and let you know someone was "calling" you.

Yes, it was annoying. It was meant to get people who use push to talk radios on jobsites to switch to cellphones.

@ButtWorldsMan I hate when the chick has a baby arm growing out of her mouth that pees on me.

I tried a new AI website called https://nudeai.com/ but it's based on porn, and I couldn't get it to work 99% of the time. This is the best picture I came up with after 30 minute.

@sim I have more respect for swingers than cucks in open relationships. At least both people are getting laid.

To answer your question, a lot of women are permanently ruined and unable to pair bond after getting pumped and dumped for 10+ years, so the only way to have a long term relationship is to cheat.

Being a swinger is better than cheating behind the guy's back or wanting an "open relationship" and having a boyfriend on side. Again, at least with sex parties both get laid

I slept on my shoulder wrong and I think I dislocated it at some point because it hurts like hell.

Fuck getting old.

@Stahesh the great ignoring of crime and the flooding of countries with illegal aliens is all about gun control.

Create a problem.

Outlaw all solutions to the problem.

Wait until the people beg you to restore order.

Take total power.

Note: the only alternative to this outcome is to "do the thing".

@kaiservenom we could have had a male surgeon, but the man was was turned away in the name of diversity and equally. Consequently, we now have a shortage of doctors and surgeons.