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@MrpoopyButhole Sure, I'll talk to anyone in good faith, but I don't know if he'll want to talk to someone like me because I review sex toys and have a waifu.

@kaia Some people treat dates like a job interview where they list their qualifications and hope they get a call back, and not as an opportunity to get to know the other person.

A lot of that is simply because men don't really care all that much about the particulars of the woman. As long as you're young, attractive, and don't have a penis, that's good enough.

Women tend to have more exacting standards, so men do more of the talking, at least at first when in the "job interview" phase.

@kaia he was trying to signal that he was going places in the hopes that you would think he was a catch, like how women will date medical students before they become doctors.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Terry @graf it's because India is in BRICS.

They are also seizing Northern Gaza for the offshore gas fields.

The conflict in Ukraine was instigated by the G7 because BRICS surpassed them in global GDP.

All wars are about money and power.

@Indignation makes sense and I hope Iran fucks their shit up.

@casuist I don't think Jews will like how putting genocide back on the menu ultimately works out for them.

Celestina looks perfect. I look like a crackhead loony toon.

@VooDooMedic @YoMomz I'm sure they'll try to push gun control like they always do. I doubt they'll succeed, but we'll see if this becomes the new "current thing" since support for Israel backfired against the Left.

@VooDooMedic Nothing adds up, and I fully expect this to be completely memory holed. Whatever they were trying to accomplish didn't work, and nobody is interested in gun control right now while the news is scaring everyone about Muslim terrorism.

@beautiful_bastard Nice. I'll pass that along to AMR.

Nothing but anime girls on the timeline, so I guess Hezbollah cucked out and Globohomo wins. God dammit.

Once upon a time, a man felt he was entitled to the most desirable and highest-paying jobs, so he would lie on his resume in order to get interviews.

He always failed the interview and was never hired, but he refused to apply for a normal entry-level job because it was beneath him.

After a few years, nobody would even call him in for interviews anymore and he became bitter, blaming Capitalism and greedy business owners for his unemployment.

He faked an illness and went on disability. The End.

@ButtWorldsMan It turns out that in the end, it was, in fact, the Jews.

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