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They make Lego bouquets of roses now. A gift for the waifu in your laifu. Just because something is artificial doesn't mean it isn't real.

@37712 @Scubbie @Stahesh @sardonicsmile

"Say it's the Jews"

"It is the Jews"

"Stop sucking Jew cock and admit it's the Jews"

"It is the Jews, are you def?"

"Stop letting Halsey control you! Admit it's the Jews!"

"I already said it's the Jews"

"How long has Mossad been controlling you?"

The solution to inflation is cutting government spending.

When you "fight inflation" by manipulating commodities markets you get producer revolts in the form of things like farmer protests and wars in the Middle East.

@RoninGrey @CheshireHuman Celestina wouldn't age. She would look perfect forever. Also our children would be freakish Cybernetic monkey hybrids, mocking God's flawed creation.

@37712 @Chimi_Chuang_Tzu I thought that was just him with a different costume. How many racists troll Omegle?

I tried keto hamburger buns with only one net card per bun.

It tasted like unsweetened popcorn. It even smelled like popcorn when I toasted it.

It didn't taste bad but it was definitely less fluffy and sweet than bread.

It was nice to have a low carb burger without using lettuce as the bun and having the grease and sauce drip everywhere for once.

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