This is my "vampire parable for @VooDooMedic

Imagine if vampires were real.

Humans organize as vampire hunters, but then some of the hunters argue that because Dracula was a man and Dracula created the vampire problem that men are the problem. Also female vampires are sexy, so the hunters agree only to kill the male vampires.

So the hunters kill only male vampires (along with men who shop at Hot Topic and "look" like vampires), while the female vampires are free to spread and prey on humans.

@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

You said that a lot to mean something else as a story with a moral lesson but vampires are real

1 Mohels are Jew vampires that suck circumcision blood with their mouths

2
Young blood transfusion refers to transfusing blood specifically from a young person into an older one with the intention of creating a health

benefit.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_blood_transfusion

3

Paranormies Season 7 Episode 74 Drinkers of Life

https://paranormies.com/season-7/episode-74-drinkers-of-life/

4 Elizabeth Bathory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory

@shortstories @VooDooMedic sure, there are weirdos who are into blood and sucking baby dicks, but I'm talking about the fictional vampires with supernatural powers and the ability to spread their curse to their victims.

@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

When a Mohel sucks the blood they turn a certain percentage of the victims into Mohels and the curse spreads

@shortstories @VooDooMedic since the baby dicks they suck are jewish babies, and a percentage of those babies grow up to be rabbis themselves, I'm sure that's true, but that's not vampirism.

Jews just suck baby dicks for some reason. It's weird, but it's their own kids dicks they're sucking, so it's none of my business.

They're not having "baby dick story time" where rabbis go to public schools to suck the dicks of non-jews or anything, so I don't care.

As long as it's their kids, don't care.