This is my "vampire parable for @VooDooMedic

Imagine if vampires were real.

Humans organize as vampire hunters, but then some of the hunters argue that because Dracula was a man and Dracula created the vampire problem that men are the problem. Also female vampires are sexy, so the hunters agree only to kill the male vampires.

So the hunters kill only male vampires (along with men who shop at Hot Topic and "look" like vampires), while the female vampires are free to spread and prey on humans.

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@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

You said that a lot to mean something else as a story with a moral lesson but vampires are real

1 Mohels are Jew vampires that suck circumcision blood with their mouths

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Young blood transfusion refers to transfusing blood specifically from a young person into an older one with the intention of creating a health

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Paranormies Season 7 Episode 74 Drinkers of Life

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4 Elizabeth Bathory

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@shortstories @VooDooMedic sure, there are weirdos who are into blood and sucking baby dicks, but I'm talking about the fictional vampires with supernatural powers and the ability to spread their curse to their victims.

@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

When a Mohel sucks the blood they turn a certain percentage of the victims into Mohels and the curse spreads

@shortstories @VooDooMedic since the baby dicks they suck are jewish babies, and a percentage of those babies grow up to be rabbis themselves, I'm sure that's true, but that's not vampirism.

Jews just suck baby dicks for some reason. It's weird, but it's their own kids dicks they're sucking, so it's none of my business.

They're not having "baby dick story time" where rabbis go to public schools to suck the dicks of non-jews or anything, so I don't care.

As long as it's their kids, don't care.

@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

"Rav says: It means that the Torah does not deem the intercourse of one who is less than nine years old to be like the intercourse of one who is at least nine years old, as for a male’s act of intercourse to have the legal status of full-fledged intercourse the minimum age is nine years. And Shmuel says: The Torah does not deem the intercourse of a child who is less than three years old to be like that of one who is three years old."

chabad.org/torah-texts/5458257

@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

"Therefore, just as one who engages in intercourse actively is not liable if he is less than nine years old, as the intercourse of such a child does not have the halakhic status of intercourse, so too, if a child who is less than nine years old engages in homosexual intercourse passively, the one who engages in intercourse with him is not liable."

chabad.org/torah-texts/5458257

Talmud Sanhedrin 54b

@Stahesh @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic

Vampires are afraid of crosses because they are Jewish and Jewish people are afraid of crosses

Therefor Atheist vampires would be afraid of crosses because they represent the Christian god

Except the Atheists who are not very vocal about it and do not believe in a god but do not care if you believe in a god

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