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A fountain of sperm? Isn't there a super chatter known as "Walking Jizz Fountain" here? We need an expert on the case.

What exactly are these fountains and how do they work together with emus and midgets? Are they common? Are they popular? Do they have a "made in the USA" sticker? Does it take ANY cum, or just Jewish and black?

You will never have a real vaginal microbiome¹. You have no vaginal epithelium, you release no glycogen², your inverted genital skin retains cornification long-term². You have a mutilated penis stitched together with scraps of ballsack and intestine in a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the "gender-affirming care" you get is confused and self-stymied. Behind your back researchers suggest your efforts are "in vain, and potentially disruptive"¹. Your open surgical wound proliferates with bacterial genera ordinarily abundant within the foreskin fold and surface of the penis³ and/or bowel flaps³, your discharge-soaked swabs sent for clinical diagnostics return "altered vaginal flora inconsistent with bacterial vaginosis"¹.

Lactobacillus are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed symbiotic vaginal flora to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" are colonized by Corynebacterium (penile skin-lined) and/or Bacteroidaceae (sigmoid-lined) instead³. Your malodor, abnormal or disturbing discharge, and itching is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to artificially insert a Lactobacillus sample, it'll die off the second it fails to receive sustenance from and encounters the native flora of your diseased, infected axe wound.


Krakowsky Y, Potter E, Hallarn J, Monari B, Wilcox H, Bauer G, et al. The Effect of Gender-Affirming Medical Care on the Vaginal and Neovaginal Microbiomes of Transgender and Gender-Diverse People. Frontiers in Cellular and Infection Microbiology. 2022;11.
Dekker JJML, Hage JJ, Karim RB, Bloemena E. Do Histologic Changes in the Skin-Lined Neovagina of Male-to-Female Transsexuals Really Occur? Annals of Plastic Surgery. 2007 Nov;59(5):546–9.
Birse KD, Kratzer K, Zuend CF, Mutch S, Noël-Romas L, Lamont A, et al. The neovaginal microbiome of transgender women post-gender reassignment surgery. Microbiome. 2020 Dec;8(1):61.



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@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey It's almost like a foot in the door for a counter operation to get off it's ass & begin execution?

@UncleIroh Good question!

Here are some off the top of my head.

1. Better product differentiation. If what you do anyone can easily, copy, they will do so and drive down prices.

2. Higher margins. Starting out I was cheat to get clients but it bit me in the ass because I couldn't afford help as I scaled.

3. Consistent marketing: Once I hit a decent amount of clients I coasted which wasn't wise. When I lost all my clients I had no leads because I spent all my time serving my current ones.

@UncleIroh I sure did and in 3 months I plan on launching again with a more sustainable business model.

And that thread is fantastic👌

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