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@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @brokenshakles @TrevorGoodchild @cough @EmmaFaber There is a cure for lesbians and it is called Sharia law. It is the best system for lesbians to thrive in and this for the following reasons:

- Sharia allows one guy to marry multiple women, ergo, those women can all knock it off with each other without looking weird, and without doing any effort really (especially when you take into account a lot of lesbians are lesbian because they don't want to be incels)
- since they can swap partners easily and have numerous three, four and fivesomes - ergo keeping things spicy and flexible - the chance of lesbian bed death has reduced dramatically
- since they have access to a guy, their inherent penis envy is resolved automatically as a dick is readily available for sucking and riding (if the guy is horny that is)
- since they pop out babies en masse, no need for tedious adoption procedures
- since out of all configurations, except for bisexuals, domestic abuse happens most frequently among lesbian couples, the lesbian now get 3x the beatings for the price of one + the beating from Ahmed as cherry on top.

Alex is excited that "the establishment" is on his side now?

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